Lee's Tumblr of Random!

just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

what even is pilates

them people on boats that steal stuff

No it's the people who fly aeoroplane

No, it's a cut of meat.

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

ITS NOT A PHOTO????????

please listen to this it is destroying me its so funny

Qué satisfaction!!

Humans'll really just see a random assortment of objects, say "Is anyone gonna make music with that," and not wait for an answer huh?

More Improvised Subcontrabass Clarinet Out Of Miscellaneous Stuff!

The initial video is such a ludicrously good cover that I had to immediately go show it to large bastard - satisfaction was a chillout room/after-con party staple when we started dating.

Audio: Satisfaction by Benny Benassi

i haaate when people characterize chakotay as janeway’s biggest enabler like first of all that’s objectively wrong second of all it’s way funnier that her biggest enabler is tuvok

yeah. Tuvok, if questioned, would totally justify it by saying that he's worked with Janeway long enough to know that she can't talked down from these things, so he's going along to help ensure her wild actions don't hurt herself or others.

but yeah he's totally enabling her. he's gone well past "just trying to keep her safe" to "he's anticipating her dangerous plans and preparing for them."

Like Janeway gets that look in her eyes and asks "what if we sent a quantum torpedo through the transwarp conduit by programming the warhead to target the borg nexus?" and instead of listing the 247 separate ways that might kill them, he simply says "I'm nearly done making the adjustments to the torpedo, I'll be ready to fire in 2 minutes, Captain."

oh my god im going to [remembers that suicide jokes only hurt me and others around me] do the wenis, the wenis is a dance. everybody is a genius who knows it in advance! everybody do the wenis, the wenis is a dance. everybody is a genius who knows it in a–

He's a little rough, but a great way to get back into whittling & painting.

"You can only be butch or femme" wrong that's actually a false dykeotomy

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if the unteriors tumblr has taught me anything it's that people really seem to think queensland is a liminal space and tbh they're not wrong

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

you grow a beautiful tree and then balk at its fruits?

he reason dishonored is such a good game is bc it fulfills all of humanity’s basic needs

Ceramic Little Mushroom Frog // Gnomalent