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Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis
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bookshelves: fubar-reads

Not for the faint of heart. Godzilla sex, porn and an ancient book.
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Reading Progress

July 31, 2019 – Shelved
July 31, 2019 – Shelved as: to-read
August 18, 2019 – Started Reading
August 20, 2019 –
19.0% "He smiled in the dark, showing me teeth that would’ve made Shane MacGowan puke. “You didn’t know we got a word now? Damn, you’ve been away, dude. Macroher-petophile. Herpetophile, for people who, you know, like lizards. Like lizards. And macro for like, big, large scale. So, like, people who…”
People who want to fuck Godzilla.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WT ever loving F am I reading?"
August 20, 2019 –
31.0%
August 22, 2019 –
45.0%
August 22, 2019 –
57.0%
August 22, 2019 –
57.0% "The girl, Mike, is a crazed omnisexual vaginalist with a string of lovers from genders they don’t even have names for yet.

❤"
August 23, 2019 –
72.0%
August 24, 2019 –
85.0%
August 25, 2019 – Shelved as: fubar-reads
August 25, 2019 – Finished Reading

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message 1: by Petrik (new)
Aug 25, 2019 09:53AM

Petrik Godzilla sex!? Wtf are you reading, man!? xD


message 2: by Twerking (new) - rated it 4 stars
Aug 25, 2019 10:30AM

Twerking To Beethoven Petrik wrote: "Godzilla sex!? Wtf are you reading, man!? xD"

I'm not making this stuff up, honest. One of the funniest books I've ever read...well, if you, like myself, have a very warped sense of humour, that is.


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