Husband Wife Problem Solution Quotes

“She was knitting a sweater and enjoying the calm atmosphere of her living room when her chubby, beer-drinking, sports-watching husband woke from a nap on the couch screaming, “Touchdown!” At the moment her serenity had been broken, she unconsciously reacted by swinging around and plunging a knitting needle into her husband’s throat. While blood squirted from his throat and his shocked face produced gurgling sounds, she lifted from her chair and drove the other knitting needle into his beer-ballooned stomach over and over again. Blood and beer gushed out of his belly like a punctured fish tank. As her husband gurgled and deflated, she stared down at him with a beaming smile. She had found her new hobby—annihilating assholes. She had cut up her husband into nice little pieces and used him as fertilizer for her backyard garden. Never again did her cozy house get raped by blaring sounds of sports emanating from a television set. The TV went into the garbage and the living room was converted into a tea room.”
― Jasun Ether, The Beasts of Success

“I won’t leave you. What if you have another contraction? What if your water breaks and they rush you into the delivery room? What if there are complications?” He asked hoarsely, his eyes dilating more with each anxious question. And Theresa rolled her eyes in exasperation.

“I doubt any of those things will happen in the two minutes it would take you to leave the room and get a cup of coffee, Sandro,” she sighed impatiently.”
― Natasha Anders, The Unwanted Wife

“Don't constantly make angry your wife. Once she throws you out of her heart, there is no appeal”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, Pearls Of Eternity

“Love notes to my husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita; I will always love you. I am grateful for a blessed life shared with you.”
― Lailah Gifty Akita

“Married life is not for the faint hearted. Sometimes it can look like an ugly battlefield”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

“Husband: a former boyfriend”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

“Sometimes divorce is the best thing that can happen to marriage”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

“A man should not compete with his wife in talk but in silence”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

“Before marriage, man seeks woman, in marriage woman seeks man”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

“Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

“I came into marriage with love but when I got there she refused the dictatorship and fled away, I and my wife are looking for her. Anyone who finds her please contact us. We swear not to harm her again”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

“Wife: a former girlfriend”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

“Nothing annoys in this world as a nagging wife”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

“Before marriage man prays that god give him a wife, after marriage he prays that god save him from her.”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

“After a long time in laboratories, psychologists have discovered the holy grail of a happy marriage: I applied it and it didn't work”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

“Never advise a man against his wife or a wife against his husband. When they come together again you will be the archenemy. When they separate, the fault will all be yours”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

“Marriage is but a consolidation of resources”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

“My wife does not need the whole country to play politics with. We are only the two of us at home but she plays the highest form of politics with me. That’s why I don't understand her ways. I think I need to do a bit of political science to understand her”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, Pearls Of Eternity

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― Tarun Acharya

“Eagles do fly alone but feed their families.”
― Kangoma Kindembo