Hellbender Quotes

“May your glass always be full, may there always be a roof over your head, and may you dirty sinners be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.”
― Jason Jack Miller, HELLBENDER

“Nothing else in the whole wide world matters as much as avenging your sister.”
― Jason Jack Miller, HELLBENDER

“It's Coke, my man. You really think I'm going to let you pour any more alcohol into your body tonight?”
― Jason Jack Miller, HELLBENDER

“Henry,that's how you get rid of fleas. You keep them from laying eggs. You go to war with them.”
― Jason Jack Miller, HELLBENDER

“Yeah, but a hellbender never dies. You ever see a dead one?”
― Jason Jack Miller

“And from the fractures of that war, many dark things emerged. Demons might be the word for them, if we were to try to limit them to something humans can imagine.”
― Frank J. Fleming, Hellbender

“You might even say I'm the ultimate moderate. Whenever there has been a contentious issue, you can be certain I am with people on both sides. In a way, I am a friend of every man and woman. I sympathize with them all.”
― Frank J. Fleming, Hellbender