Fuck Work Quotes

“There is no use being alive if one must work. The event from which each of us is entitled to expect the revelation of his own life’s meaning - that event which I may not yet have found, but on whose path I seek myself - is not earned by work.”
― Andre Breton

“so we have these vast convoluted processes of people doing bullshit jobs of incredible complexity, but for no apparent purpose”
― James Suzman

“That's not who I am, and you aren't paying me enough to be an actor.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“How can you have dignity in labor if you personally believe your job shouldn't really exist?”
― David Graeber

“I stopped slut-shaming a long time ago, so don't give me shit for living with my mother. It's basically the same thing if you think about it. If you can't grow the fuck up, don't expect me to do a helluva lot of work either.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“a behavior repeated because it seems to produce reinforcement, even though it is actually unnecessary”
― Dennis Coon, Introduction to Psychology: Gateways to Mind and Behavior

“Nothing happens fast around here.”
― U.S. Bureau of Prisons

“Fascism for me, if you look at the Italian model from ww2, its the when the corporation and the state merge to fuck the worker. And that's where we're at.”
― Jimmy Dore

“de oppresso liber”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“I guess I studied a little bit of economics back in my day. Then I read somewhere that economics is a form of brain damage. the more I thought about it the more, it made sense. Any theory of economics that does not include things such as Value, and Effort and the Phenomenon of Unequal distribution of pussy is bullshit. For instance, if you're gonna offer me a job, and I cannot afford to spend some time with a decent looking girl in Vegas once a month, for instance, I think you're not paying me enough.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“I don't get paid in magic.”
― Anonymous

“The process of delivering funds to individuals and small businesses was riddled with friction and complexity. Many individuals have still not received their stimulus checks from the CARES Act...”
― Forbes

“Annoying neighbor woman keeps telling me to get a job. You can't just sit around and do nothing. You'd be out on the street if you were MY child... she keeps saying. So what do you want me to do, exactly? Study Elephants in Norway, like YOUR kids? No... she says... you need a PHD for that job. Well I rest my case. Fuck work.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“We had an interesting conversation with one of my Accenture managers toward the end of my tenure there. Something about sandcastles. Well, thank God, he got my point. It’s not a REAL job. You don’t NEED to update your stupid Oracle every 3 years. It shouldn’t be so fucking hard. It’s just debits and credits, isn’t it? What we need to do is find out which jobs in the economy are ACTUALLY essential (bartenders, for instance), pay those people a good wage, and give UBI to everyone else so they can go to the fucking bar. Simple.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“[in response to the idiotic Mike Brady Ted talk] OF COURSE immigrants are unemployable!!! Didn't they tell you? We win LOTTERIES! to come to this shithole.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“Established early on in life, and still is perhaps my favorite 'intuition pump' is the life of Emily Dickinson. I viewed a short biography recently where an expert, quite frankly states that she really didn't do a whole lot with her time. SHE DIDNT DO ANYTHING. She didn't even get that many poems published while she lived. I guess her parents were well off, but remember, this is the middle of the 19th century, people. So, remember, don't work too hard. and if you do, charge them a whole lotta money. Remember I have an 90 foot motor Yacht on my vision board?”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“a lot of those people probably have felonies because of the drug laws that Joe Biden passed and they can't get a job... but Hunter Biden... he can get jobs with his drug past. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FEEL SORRY FOR HIM!”
― Jimmy Dore

“Everything in my LinkedIn is rainbow colored today. Do you actually Have to be Gay to get a job these days?”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“when one finds oneself participating in an endeavor entirely without merit, one withdraws.”
― James Mangold

“people get unbelievably upset when you poke them in the axioms”
― Jordan B. Peterson

“we didn't always assume that just doing stuff that someone else is paying you for is of value”
― Heather E. Heying

“I don't understand. I didn't get my COVID stimulus. I didn't get any pussy in college. Had to work pretty fucking hard... especially when I was a kid... Im an alcoholic. Possibly because they didn't give me any pussy in college. Why the fuck did my parents drag me to America? I don't understand. I really don't get it. What's good about this? What?”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“Sometimes I get the feeling that the world is trying to punish me for fucking me up”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“...the following collective result. in which surplus capital and surplus labor exist side by side and there seems to be absolutely no way to put them together to do useful things.”
― David Harvey

“I mean, I just got to a point, where I was unbelievably exhausted. And I didn't really know why. They kept telling me America. such a nice place. So wonderful. Opportunities! But I get to this place where I'm 22. I'm an alcoholic. I got through fucking college. I got a fucking job. This girl says she likes me. but she's fooling around with some married guy I think. SO PEOPLE DONT FIND OUT. that's her logic. 2 Masters degrees.

And I just cant fucking do this shit anymore. I'm not doing shit. Really. Until A. things start making sense. or B. they send me back to Russia. just say I'm a spy. I want a book deal. or C. I get to 65 and I can begin to drink continuously again. That's it. period. end of story.

I did have one nice year there where I got to do drugs and smash random pussy. in Philadelphia. Yep. Thank you, Accenture. Much love.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“Sometimes the individual can retract his decision to pursue a line of activity upon learning of likely failure.”
― Erving Goffman, Interaction Ritual - Essays on Face-to-Face Behavior

“A po-lice gimme a reference. He tell me I better get my ass gainfully employ...”
― John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

“I check my voicemail once a week. If it's important, they'll come find me.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“The border guard between US and Mexico has tripled since Nafta... the way what they call globalization actually works, it's all about trapping people in places where you then remove social security, creating people desperate enough to undersell each other, and allow corporations to move around to take advantage of that.”
― David Graeber