7/10
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Surf Ninjas
(1993)
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Avaryl Halley
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Bravo to Ernie Reyes Jr!!
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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6/10
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Surf Ninjas
(1993)
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Andrew Galdi
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It’s Weird and Dumb and I Love It
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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4.5/10
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Ladybugs
(1992)
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Andrew Galdi
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Jackée alone gives it 20% on Rotten Tomatoes
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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6/10
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Ladybugs
(1992)
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Avaryl Halley
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More Rodney Dangerfield Less Sports…that’s my motto
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Heart and Souls
(1993)
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Avaryl Halley
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It’s like the best episode of Touched By An Angel ever
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Heart and Souls
(1993)
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Andrew Galdi
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The all star cast really makes it sing
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Clifford
(1994)
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Andrew Galdi
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Its not worthless but it is surely weird, with 15% more direction you could really have something here
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Clifford
(1994)
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Avaryl Halley
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This movie almost could have been great, the bones of a cult classic are there but I still love it.
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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In the Army Now
(1994)
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Andrew Galdi
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I still enjoyed the watch
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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In the Army Now
(1994)
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Avaryl Halley
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Its success 90% lies in Pauly Shore’s line delivery
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Ernest Scared Stupid
(1991)
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Avaryl Halley
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The best of the Ernest Movies. The practical FX are amazing!
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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6.5/10
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Ernest Scared Stupid
(1991)
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Andrew Galdi
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Is this the inspiration for Hocus Pocus?
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Bushwhacked
(1995)
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Avaryl Halley
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It’s so watchable!
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Bushwhacked
(1995)
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Andrew Galdi
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…ANN DOWD!
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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6/10
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Howard the Duck
(1986)
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Avaryl Halley
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I like this better than the Prequels. The choices are strong and wrong…I mean they storyboarded duck tits!!
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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4.5/10
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Howard the Duck
(1986)
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Andrew Galdi
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I honestly think if you rescored this movie you could improve it by 50%
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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10/10
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Radioland Murders
(1994)
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Andrew Galdi
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It's a fun time. It's Soapdish meet Clue!
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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10/10
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Radioland Murders
(1994)
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Avaryl Halley
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I loved it as a child and I love it now
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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C+
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
(2023)
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Andrew Galdi
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Far too long, but a somewhat fun time at the movies
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Book Club: The Next Chapter
(2023)
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Andrew Galdi
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Its a fun watch but its not a good movie
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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8 Women
(2002)
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Avaryl Halley
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It’s a melodramatic journey with the most amazing sets and costumes
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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The Pope's Exorcist
(2023)
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Avaryl Halley
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One of the wildest movies i’ve seen in a while…also complete shlock…and also camp!
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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The Pope's Exorcist
(2023)
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Andrew Galdi
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Its was a wild wacky time
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Maybe I Do
(2023)
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Avaryl Halley
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Its a David Mamet play with Nancy Meyers lighting
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Maybe I Do
(2023)
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Andrew Galdi
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It’s a bad sign when you’re paying more attention to the continuity than the dialogue
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Mafia Mamma
(2023)
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Avaryl Halley
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There were plenty of Italian stereo types to choose from
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Mafia Mamma
(2023)
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Andrew Galdi
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The only reason this was watchable was Toni Colette
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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B-
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One True Loves
(2023)
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Avaryl Halley
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I liked the cast, it was silly and weird and lonely slightly bizarre but also kinda sweet…it was so close to being great
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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B-
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One True Loves
(2023)
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Andrew Galdi
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The only way this movie could end satisfactory is with a Thruple
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Cocaine Bear
(2023)
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Andrew Galdi
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There was an inciting incident and then people wandered around
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Cocaine Bear
(2023)
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Avaryl Halley
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Honestly, I got more laughs watching The Whale
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe
(2022)
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Andrew Galdi
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It never grew to the point of self acceptance… and that’s the whole point
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Casa Susanna
(2022)
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Avaryl Halley
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The photographs alone are worth the price of admission
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Operation Seawolf
(2022)
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Avaryl Halley
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It is your duty…to not watch this movie
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Dalíland
(2022)
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Andrew Galdi
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I would recommend it, but I don’t think it’ll win Oscars… except for maybe Ben Kingsley
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Corsage
(2022)
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Avaryl Halley
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It pisses me off when they take historical figures and change things that are facts
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Corsage
(2022)
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Andrew Galdi
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Vicki Krieps carried the movie for me
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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The Lost King
(2022)
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Avaryl Halley
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It’s a perfectly nice watch for a Sunday afternoon with Mom
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Empire of Light
(2022)
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Andrew Galdi
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I did not enjoy it, too navel gaze-y, too long, too depressing
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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B-
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Triangle of Sadness
(2022)
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Avaryl Halley
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I didn’t hate it…I just didn’t love it, the last act felt like it was spinning its wheels
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Triangle of Sadness
(2022)
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Andrew Galdi
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I was rolling on the floor laughing
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Moonage Daydream
(2022)
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Andrew Galdi
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Seeing it in iMax was literally overwhelming but the footage is spectacular
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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B-
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Pearl
(2022)
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Avaryl Halley
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My X-pectations were too high
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
(2022)
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Avaryl Halley
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You could fully skip this movie or watch it…it doesn’t matter. Go watch The Last of Shelia
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
(2022)
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Andrew Galdi
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If it has to be 3 hours long, write a better script
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Little Richard: I Am Everything
(2023)
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Avaryl Halley
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It wasn’t put together in a way that I found interesting
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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B-
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Little Richard: I Am Everything
(2023)
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Andrew Galdi
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It needed more of a point of view
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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B
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You Hurt My Feelings
(2023)
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Andrew Galdi
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Its watchable, it’s charming, it just doesn’t have that much to say
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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Judy Blume Forever
(2023)
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Avaryl Halley
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Judy Blume was such a big part of my adolescents and this really brought me back. I loved it!
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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The Pod Generation
(2023)
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Andrew Galdi
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It was all vibes, but not much else
Posted Apr 24, 2024
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