Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown Quotes

“blithering idiot, gone round the bend:”
― John Lithgow, Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown: Verses for a Despotic Age

“Despite the opposition of several prominent Republican officials,”
― John Lithgow, Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown: Verses for a Despotic Age

“POTUS whose pants are routinely on fire Could be Dumpty the Huckster or Dumpty the Liar. With his bullshit throughout our pandemic attack, An apt nom de guerre would be Dumpty the Quack.”
― John Lithgow, Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown: Verses for a Despotic Age

“Dumpty the Bigot.”
― John Lithgow, Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown: Verses for a Despotic Age

“he’s Dumpty the”
― John Lithgow, Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown: Verses for a Despotic Age

“Worst.”
― John Lithgow, Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown: Verses for a Despotic Age

“When in the world will this lunacy end?”
― John Lithgow, Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown: Verses for a Despotic Age

“FAKE NEWS People say that heretofore I kept Black tenants from my door Using legal trickery, But fake news doesn’t bother me. They say that falsifying facts is How I skirted all my taxes. People call it larceny, But fake news doesn’t bother me. Constantly I’m found at fault, Charged with sexual assault, Harassment, and adultery, But fake news doesn’t bother me. Starving students, people say, Had their futures ripped away By Dumpty University, But fake news doesn’t bother me. They smear me with the vilest things Like payoffs for my casual flings From the campaign treasury, But fake news doesn’t bother me. People say I monetize All my presidential ties, Boosting my prosperity, But fake news doesn’t bother me. They say my meddling in Ukraine Left an ignominious stain Tantamount to treachery, But fake news doesn’t bother me. They say in days coronaviral I propelled our downward spiral Through my imbecility, But fake news doesn’t bother me. Notwithstanding crimes like these, I’ll continue as I please. Fake news doesn’t bother me. I’ll just rewrite history. Among other allegations, Donald Trump is said to have discriminated against African Americans as a New York real estate developer; committed tax fraud to avoid paying income tax on $50 million; engaged in sexual misconduct toward more than twenty-five women; endorsed Trump University’s fraudulent scheme to target the uneducated and the elderly; used the power of his office to attempt blackmail in Ukraine; and mishandled the government’s early response to the coronavirus pandemic.”
― John Lithgow, Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown: Verses for a Despotic Age