Trust Me Quotes

“Well, if you were perfect, then you wouldn't be real. Maybe those things about you that you think I hate are actually the ones I find most interesting...”
― Jeff Erno, Trust Me

“Oh cripes, I can hardly walk! I think the circulation‟s getting cut off in my legs.”
Shawn's mouth dropped open slightly and he furrowed his eyebrows. “What do you mean?”
“Shawn, I'm wearing every single pair of underpanties that I own. Twenty-six pair.”
― Jeff Erno, Trust Me