Lori Mitchell

“Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.”
― George Carlin

“When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.”
― Graham Parke, Unspent Time

“A kiss is a secret which takes the lips for the ear.”
― Edmond Rostand, Cyrano de Bergerac