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Cracked by Eliza Crewe
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it was amazing
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I wrote a really impressive review (I'd say one of my best), and then it was eaten, so now I'm going to write a bit, but I might come back and elaborate once the sting wears off. :(


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This was the quintessential book for me: it's funny, bloody, tense, heartfelt, engrossing, entertaining, action-packed, perfectly-paced, and full of characters I can either see myself in or want to be friends with. Eliza Crewe can write! I literally have nothing bad to say about this book. Nothing annoyed me at any point in the entire novel, and though I know the trope of missing parent(s) is there, I feel that it was written skillfully and fit the story perfectly.

The story is about Meda, and she's a complete badass. She is under no illusions about what she is and what she can do, nope, she's refreshingly blunt and honest. She also has one of the best inner dialogues of anyone I've read recently, certainly, but I know it's going to stay as one of my favorites. I love everything about her. I see myself in her (which means I need to get Khanh and JennyJen together so we can all be amazing in the same place), and if I can't be her then I need her to be my bestie. At one point Meda is in a bit of trouble and finds that there's a sexy guy right next to her, but does she go boy-crazy and forget everything important? NO! Hallelujah and can I get an AMEN!
He's good-looking in a bad-boy kind of way -- downright hot, really, not that I'm in a position to care. Impending death has a way of focusing your priorities.
This is one of those sweet-spot books for me, and I already know I'll have to buy the print copy just so I can see it on my shelf. Another one of the things I loved about this book was Jo. She's a violent and angry little thing, and I want her as my bestie too. I saw a lot of myself in her as well, which just means I'm doubly awesome. Actually, every character was written really well, and I'm counting the secondary cast in this; the girl that stops a fight, the girl that plays in the game, the kids that Meda doesn't know what to do with, the demons... everyone.

I can't recommend this book highly enough, and think you should all stop what you're dong and read this right now. In case that wasn't enough, here are some quotes (and I have others in my updates!):
When Mom told me I was special and unique, I thought she literally meant I was special and unique. After all, I never met any other children who could lift cars or chew on steel bolts.
Turns out I'm only 'mom-special'.
Special like a snowflake is special.

Villain that I am, it's only fitting that my first kiss is one I stole.

Good God, children. Can we focus on what's important? Me.

And Jo's so violent and angry, if she had any other career, it could only be at the DMV.

"Men!"
"Err yeah -- men!" I commiserate.
"I don't need him babysitting me. Who does he think he is?"
I hope that's a rhetorical question. She punches a tree. Probably empty agreement is safest. "Um, yeah."
"What an
asshole. He almost died!"
"Yeah, asshole."

We fall in a tangle of legs and profanity.

I don't want to jump in with an alternative plan -- I'd rather they do it. It's usually a good idea to let other people think my plan is their plan. I have enough brilliant ones that I don't mind missing out on the credit.

"You're my best friend?" I'm horrified.
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Reading Progress

November 8, 2013 – Shelved
November 16, 2013 – Started Reading
November 16, 2013 –
1.0% "But there are some people you shouldn't anger that you don't know about, because no one ever survived to warn you. I'm the third kind. I eat souls. Oh yes, this is gonna be goooood."
November 16, 2013 –
7.0% "oh man, I am LOVING this!!"
November 16, 2013 –
11.0% ""The girl I rescued," Chi brags. Ah, my poor ego, to be so defined!"
November 17, 2013 –
17.0% "None of us are stupid enough to ask if she needs help. Well, they aren't stupid enough. I just don't want to.

Haha, I really REALLY like Meda."
November 17, 2013 –
21.0% "Sometimes bad things need to be reminded they're not the only ones who can bite."
November 17, 2013 –
25.0% "It's official, I like Jo too. I'm also looooving the humor in this book!"
November 17, 2013 –
27.0% "I'm pretty sure Jo couldn't talk about the weather without somehow including a threat. Forecast today: cloudy with a chance I'll kick your ass.<\i> Yep, I like her, lol!"
November 18, 2013 –
58.0% "This book is perfect for me so far. It's freakin amazing having this after my long slump. *happy sigh*"
November 18, 2013 –
58.0% "This book is perfect for me so far. It's freakin amazing having this after my long slump. *happy sigh*"
November 18, 2013 –
59.0% "He takes his role as bodyguard adorably serious, an earnest Labrador puppy guarding a wolf."
November 18, 2013 –
80.0% "*Devouring fingernails because stress*"
November 18, 2013 –
83.0% "They may have the last laugh, but I'll have this one.

GAH! THIS BOOK!"
November 18, 2013 –
87.0% "Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!"
November 18, 2013 –
89.0% "Dear gawd I'm crying now. Crying! Stop torturing me."
November 18, 2013 – Finished Reading

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message 1: by Soumi (new)

Soumi How are you liking it so far?


Brandi I haven't started it yet, lol. I got distracted because an unexpected trip to plan. ^_^

I'll start in an hour or two I think.


message 3: by Soumi (new)

Soumi Brandi wrote: "I haven't started it yet, lol. I got distracted because an unexpected trip to plan. ^_^

I'll start in an hour or two I think."

Trip, eh? Where?
Cracked was a bit too dark for my standers. But I hope it'll satisfy your cravings. ;)


Brandi A girls only trip to NYC!!!!!! I'm some place beyond excited!!! I've never been, and always wanted to go, and it'll be an adult only trip!! I can't handle it!

Dark, eh. Just what I like. ^_^


message 5: by Soumi (new)

Soumi NYC. Wow. Lucky you. Never been outside my country though. Do upload pictures in FB.

Yes, Dark. Meda is the crossbreed of the baddest MCs you have ever came across. Trust me on that.


Brandi I've never left my country either (beyond driving through a portion of Canada). I'll for sure add pictures, I get to be there for all the amazing christmas decorations!

And that's my cue to start reading, lol. *rubs hands together*


Shandra How exciting!!!


Brandi Shandra wrote: "How exciting!!!"

I know, right!!! I can't stand how excited I am, lol.


Brandi I'm so pissed off right now! I just wrote a really great, and fairly long, review and when I hit backspace to fix a typo it fucking took me out of the page and I lost it.


message 10: by Yodamom (new)

Yodamom I like the review. :D


Shandra Great review, even if your first was lost!!! I can't wait to read this one now!!!


Brandi Thanks ladies! I'm pretty disgusted, lol. It would have been a great review even if I hadn't been off my game for so long, and I couldn't recreate it. :/ Sigh. Oh well, at least it's got you interested! This book was amazballs.


Khanh, first of her name, mother of bunnies Oh god, I'm so sorry your review was lost. I'd be heartbroken. I'm so happy you enjoyed the book, though. I just write mine in a word editing program first and compulsive save as I go along.


Brandi Thanks, I'm still upset about it, ugh! I'm going to start doing that too. I'd had this happen before, but it was a really long time ago, and it lost it's hold over me, lol.


message 15: by [deleted user] (new)

I remember you from your review of Acid and thinking it was on point. So I got this book and I'm about to read it. Looking forward to a female MC that's actually bad ass instead of being told she is.


message 16: by [deleted user] (new)

Just started this and can't stop laughing.
"Did zi-ben send you"
who
"Is this some kind of joke?"
That zi-ben, he's such a kidder.
I'm in love.


Brandi Yay!!! :D


message 18: by [deleted user] (last edited Nov 28, 2013 05:44AM) (new)

Just finished the book. WOW. I've been dying to read something new that I could love and not just use to pass the time. This book was such a breath of fresh air. Well dark and disturbingly funny air. You get it. If there were a poll for best inner monologue, this book would win hands down.
If it weren't for your review I wouldn't have found this little gem so you have my thanks.


message 20: by [deleted user] (new)

Ooh bad form JennyJen, to whovians that stuff is like sacrosanct. Boo this woman;)


Brandi Pffft, you don't know me!


message 22: by [deleted user] (new)

Sorry Brandi but that reminds me of Cartman.
JennyJen be careful cuz they are legion...maybe...kinda?


Brandi ^_^


message 24: by [deleted user] (new)

Very nice review, Brandi!! :)


Brandi Thanks, Lola! I love this series ^_^


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