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Holding Up the Universe by Jennifer Niven
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did not like it
bookshelves: read-2017, contemporary, young-adult, 1-star, in-the-trash, disappointing, annoying, romance, boring, rep-bipoc

// buddy read with yam
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Reading Progress

May 28, 2017 – Shelved
May 28, 2017 – Shelved as: to-read
November 7, 2017 – Started Reading
November 7, 2017 –
page 170
43.48% "me: please don't disappoint me or i will slump
book: okay i'll just be really weird and boring for you
me:"
November 8, 2017 –
page 250
63.94% "
Across the seat, our eyes are holding hands.

yikes"
November 9, 2017 – Shelved as: read-2017
November 9, 2017 – Shelved as: contemporary
November 9, 2017 – Shelved as: young-adult
November 9, 2017 – Finished Reading
November 24, 2017 – Shelved as: 1-star
December 28, 2017 – Shelved as: in-the-trash
December 28, 2017 – Shelved as: disappointing
December 28, 2017 – Shelved as: annoying
January 1, 2018 – Shelved as: romance
January 6, 2018 – Shelved as: boring
May 20, 2018 – Shelved as: rep-bipoc

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♛ may everything nowadays is problem*tic
including you <4


may ➹ i feel so,,, loved


message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

excuse you stop attacking fake may and calling her problematic. it pains me.


♛ may she roasts me on a daily basis for entertainment
i must attack her


may ➹ ilsa ➹ wrote: "excuse you stop attacking fake may and calling her problematic. it pains me."

fINALLY SOMEONE DEFENDS ME


may ➹ maybelline™ wrote: "she roasts me on a daily basis for entertainment
i must attack her"


i don't roast for entertainment??? i roast bc it's my duty


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

may ➹ wrote: "maybelline™ wrote: "she roasts me on a daily basis for entertainment
i must attack her"

i don't roast for entertainment??? i roast bc it's my duty"



fake may ➹ roasts because 1)it's her duty and 2) because every time you appear, it's like insinct to roast. YOU ARE JUST EXTREMELY ROAST-ABLE. You were born to be roasted okay.


message 8: by Daisy (new) - added it

Daisy Paquet Your duty is to be entertained.


may ➹ ilsa ➹ wrote: "may ➹ wrote: "maybelline™ wrote: "she roasts me on a daily basis for entertainment
i must attack her"

i don't roast for entertainment??? i roast bc it's my duty"

fake may ➹ roasts because 1)it'..."


she speaks the Truth


may ➹ Daisy wrote: "Your duty is to be entertained."

my duty is to roast which conveniently entertains me


♛ may wow this was so salty its beautiful


message 12: by Lu (new) - rated it 2 stars

Lu yes!! I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is TO THE POINT but ACCURATE. I was literally cringing the entireeee time and how she spoke about imagining their children. . . errrrrr OBSESSIVE MUCH?? JUST ME WHO THINKS THAT??? HVBRHB it was suchhhh instalove!!


message 13: by Khadidja (new)

Khadidja This roast is refreshing


♛ may why the heck is this so long go away


may ➹ Lu wrote: "yes!! I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is TO THE POINT but ACCURATE. I was literally cringing the entireeee time and how she spoke about imagining their children. . . errrrrr OBSESSIVE MUCH?? JUST ME WHO ..."

it was so cringy & i was so done with it all. like they need to CALM DOWN


may ➹ Khadidja wrote: "This roast is refreshing"

blessssssss <3


may ➹ maybelline™ wrote: "why the heck is this so long go away"

bc i like to rant
and also bc i hate myself & want to spend more than 30 mins writing reviews


♛ may it should count towards nano wc just saying


may ➹ you wouldn't be writing much more than you are now if it did count


♛ may wow
this is a direct callout
(view spoiler)


may ➹ (view spoiler)


message 22: by Drcong O ' (new)

Drcong O ' can I frame this review on my wall because omg it's savage I love it ;))) 11/10 roast


may ➹ sana wrote: "can I frame this review on my wall because omg it's savage I love it ;))) 11/10 roast"

listen this doesn't even compare to your roasts
(view spoiler)


message 24: by Drcong O ' (new)

Drcong O ' may ➹ wrote: "listen this doesn't even compare to your roasts
[spoilers removed]"


boi dont you even start okayaajhd (view spoiler)


may ➹ sana wrote: "may ➹ wrote: "listen this doesn't even compare to your roasts
[spoilers removed]"

boi dont you even start okayaajhd [spoilers removed]"


official stan of sana's roasts™ (view spoiler)


message 26: by Drcong O ' (new)

Drcong O ' may ➹ wrote: "sana wrote: "may ➹ wrote: "listen this doesn't even compare to your roasts
[spoilers removed]"

boi dont you even start okayaajhd [spoilers removed]"

official stan of sana's roasts™ [spoilers remo..."


uh may is better, now go away (view spoiler)


may ➹ sana wrote: "may ➹ wrote: "sana wrote: "may ➹ wrote: "listen this doesn't even compare to your roasts
[spoilers removed]"

boi dont you even start okayaajhd [spoilers removed]"

official stan of sana's roasts™ ..."


may who?? don't know her (view spoiler)


message 28: by [deleted user] (new)

okay this rant is fucking hilarious oh my god


may ➹ theo ☂ wrote: "okay this rant is fucking hilarious oh my god"

omg thank you so much aj;ldfkajsl;dkfas <333


message 30: by [deleted user] (new)

wow just reread this review bc i wanted to see my review for it and i saw yours and wow honestly you're a queeeeen


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