Almost all are indicative of Child Abuif there is a hell i want peterson to rot in it.
I can't rate this im sorry this is a NIGHTMARE.
TRIGGER WARNING:
Almost all are indicative of Child Abuse. F, I and some other as well have themes of pedophilia and adult gay men/women sexually abusing/molesting kids. I can see why Daily Wire loves this old ass man. All gay people in the book are portrayed as sub-humans who sexually abuse kids. It also has a poem where a child is sexually abusing his mother.
When you realize that Mose is capable of more than just painting a wall in the dark. Like making Brooklyn99 , The Office , The Good Place , Parks and RWhen you realize that Mose is capable of more than just painting a wall in the dark. Like making Brooklyn99 , The Office , The Good Place , Parks and Recreation , Rutherford Falls.
And writing a book about Philosophy that surpasses Aristotle's or Immanuel Kant's works.
HILARIOUS. ENGAGING. HILARIOUS. THE ONLY BOOK THAT MAKES NORMAL PEOPLE LIKE US , UNDERSTAND PHILOSOPHY
Steve[flight attendant] -Miss , you cannot be up here.
Annie[high]- Eeeeeee, hello grandpa. [in nasal voice] I'm sorry , i just wanna be here with my fSteve[flight attendant] -Miss , you cannot be up here.
Annie[high]- Eeeeeee, hello grandpa. [in nasal voice] I'm sorry , i just wanna be here with my friends, cause I'm with this group.
Lilian-The sign just went off, can't she stay here for like....a minute?
Steve-Absolutely not. Coach passengers are not allowed here in first class , its a policy I'm sorry.
Annie[still high]-Oooooooooo , this is a very..........this is a very strict plane that I'm on. [Immitating hitler] Welcome to germanyyyy .[puts two fingers above her lips] I'm Hitler , Asshole hehehe.
Lilian-Okay, why don't you go take a nap?
Annie-I'm gonna take a nap.[in funny voice] Catch you on the flip side mother fuckeeers....more
This is a book with no pictures. It might seem like no fun to have someone read you a book with no pictures. It probably seems boring and serious. ExcepThis is a book with no pictures. It might seem like no fun to have someone read you a book with no pictures. It probably seems boring and serious. Except... Here is how books work: Everything the words say, the person reading the book has to say. No matter what. That’s the deal. That’s the rule. So that means... Even if the words say... BLORK. Wait - what? That doesn’t even mean anything. BLUURF. Wait a second- what? This isn’t the kind of book I wanted to read. And I have to say every word the book says? Uh - oh... I am a monkey who taught myself to read. Hey! I’m not a monkey! And now I am reading you this book with my monkey mouth in my monkey voice. That’s not true...I am not a monkey! Yes, I am a monkey. Also, I am a ROBOT MONKEY. What?! And my head is made of blueberry pizza. Wait a second - Is this whole book a trick? can I stop reading, please? No?!! And now it’s time for me to sing you my favourite song! A song? Do I really have to sing a - Glug, Glug, Glug, My face is a bug I eat ants for breakfast right off the ruuuuuuuuuug! This book is ridiculous! Can I stop reading yet? No?!? There are MORE pages?! I have to read the rest?!?! My only friend in the whole wide world is a hippo named BOO BOO BUTT And also, the kid I’m reading this book to is THE BEST KID EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE WORLD Oh really? and this kid is the smartest kid too, because this kid chose this book even though it had no pictures because kids know this is the book that makes grown ups have to say silly things! and... make silly sounds like... oh no oh no here it comes... GLURRR-GAWOCKO ma GRUMPHa-doo AiiEE! AiiEE! AiiEE! BRROOOOOOOOG BRROOOOOOOOG BRROOOOOOOOG OOOOOOOmph! EEEEEEEEEmph! Blaggity-BLaGGITY GLIBBITY-globbity globbity-GLIBBITY beep, boop eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee BaDOOOONGY FACE!! Please don’t ever make me read this book again! It is so...silly! In fact, it is completely and utterly preposterous! Next time, please please please please please choose a book with pictures Please? Because this is just too ridiculous to read. The End BONK. I didn’t want to say that...more
READ THE REVIEW ONLY IF YOU HAVE WATCHED THE SERIES. AND RE-WATCHED IT. AND THEN RE-RE-RE-RE-WATCHED IT. AND FOUND EXCUSES TO SAY *that's what she saiREAD THE REVIEW ONLY IF YOU HAVE WATCHED THE SERIES. AND RE-WATCHED IT. AND THEN RE-RE-RE-RE-WATCHED IT. AND FOUND EXCUSES TO SAY *that's what she said* IN REAL LIFE CONVOS. AND OFTEN DREAMT ABOUT BEING ONE OF THE CHARACTERS IN THIS SERIES . AND ARE CRAZY OBSESSED WITH THIS.
*️⃣Well , if you are reading this line then you have done all the above things.
Some of the first math i understood was that i was closer to twice Ashley's weight(the Cheerleader) that to her weight. "Don't be closer tSNIPPETS-
Some of the first math i understood was that i was closer to twice Ashley's weight(the Cheerleader) that to her weight. "Don't be closer to twice a friend's weight than to her actual weight," i told myself. This little mantra has helped me stave off obesity for more than two decades.
As a kid, I was curious but not remotely adventurous, if that makes sense. I wanted to climb the diving board to see the view out to the other side of Morses Pond, but I didn’t want to swim over there.
When smart people are nice, it’s always terrifying, because I know they’re taking in everything and thinking all kinds of smart and potentially judgmental things.
In my mind, the sexiest thing in the world is the feeling that you’re wanted.
I am especially tired of not knowing exactly what “hooking up” means. Some version of this happens to me constantly: PSYCHED PAL: Oh, hey! I hooked up with Nikki last night. ME: That’s awesome! You’ve liked her for a while. Nice job. (We high-fivee. A pause.) ME: What does that mean? Did you have sex? PSYCHED PAL: You’re disgusting
It’s not that I’m some pervert looking for lurid details (this time, anyway). It’s just that I have no idea what you are talking about. There have been times when friends have said they hooked up with someone and all it means is that they had a highly anticipated kissing session. Other times it’s a full-on all-night sex-a-thon.* Can’t we have a universal understanding of the term, once and for all? From now on, let’s all agree that hooking up = sex. Everything else is “made out.” And if you’re older than twenty-eight, then just kissing someone doesn’t count for crap and is not even worth mentioning. Unless you’re Mormon, in which case you’re going to hell. There, I think we’re all on the same page.