Panties Quotes (14 quotes)

“Why don't I just hand you my panties and be done with it.”
― Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Match Me If You Can

tags: humor, panties

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“Why in the name of God do you wear these ugly ass granny panties? I swear it looks like you could parachute from the Dallas Lincoln Plaza with these and have a nice soft landing! Why don’t you get on the internet and apply your online shopping skills while purchasing some panties that do not look like they came from your Grans drawer?”
― Kathryn Vance-Perez, Love and Truth

tags: friendship-friends, humorous, panties

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“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“Somewhere in Hayden's town house, her panties were still smoking.”
― Tessa Bailey, Staking His Claim

tags: panties

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“How many rooms are there in the chambers of your heart? How many rooms full of memories can you describe like the one I’m going to tell you about. You know how you left him don’t you? The man you were so in love with once. Bing Cherry Silk. Another man left those for you didn’t he? And you put them on, just like I did.”
― Valentine Bonnaire, Bing Cherry Silk

tags: erotic, eroticism, gift, lovers, panties, silk

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“Her powder pink panties, which mate the discarded brazier, had the soaked path of Lizy’s excitement and lustful flow...”
― Bat Maxwell, The Color of Honey

tags: arousal, brazier, lustful, panties, pink, seductive, sensual

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“A G-string is a permanent self-inflicted wedgie.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: g-string, lingerie, panties, thong, underwear

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“And last week, when he finally began to erase it, he noticed something very strange: the accent on the letter E was actually formed from a piece of materiel. We all watched as he stared at the letter E for a very long time. Then he slowly unpeeled the rolled-up cloth fro the blackboard and unfurled the biggest pair of polka dot panties anyone in the room had ever seen.”
― Jennifer Allison, Gilda Joyce: The Ladies of the Lake

tags: gilda-joyce, panties, pate, tricky

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“A chastity device won't put out the flames of burning flesh.

The Ultimate Guide to Chastity
Removing the Iron Panties”
― Sandra B. James

tags: abstinence, celibacy, life-lessons, panties, personal-development, purity, sexuality, successful-living

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“At this point I came across one of the vending machines that only Japan has. I have to admit that I love the whimsical items sold in such appliances, like all sorts of junk food, beer cans, whisky bottles and even underwear. This particular machine sold both whisky and underwear, which truly is a bizarre combination, or maybe not, considering all the underwear were female panties. It was therefore my theory that older men would come by and buy the whisky, and then when they were drunk and young women passed by, the men would then offer them panties as gifts for sexual favours. Ya, it all made perfect sense to me.”
― Andrew James Pritchard, Sukiyaki

tags: humorous-quotes, japan, panties, sexual-favours, underwear, vending-machines, whisky

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“Behold now the erotic demon that lives in my panties.”
― Matt Fraction, Sex Criminals, Vol. 3: Three the Hard Way

tags: cum-angel, demon, erotic, panties

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“I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the guys, and I'm sitting there in my panties and bra so you can see I'm a piece of ass in the bargain. Except I'm real, so I come with all kinds of complications.”
― Garth Ennis, The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride

tags: ass, bargain, bra, complications, dirty-jokes, panties, perfect-girl, real

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“You know they probably invited everyone in breathing distance tonight right?” I question her but she just scoffs “Maybe so, not our problem. I’m not saying we have to express our gratitude by dropping our panties… we can just hang out and dance.”
― Sarah Clay, Never Enough

tags: funny, never-enough, new-adult, panties, parties, romance, young-adult

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“One imagined dankness, but every corner of this store was brightly lit—and why shouldn't it be? They sold vibrators and edible panties, not the Hollywood ideal of a seedy porn store.”
― Valentine Glass, Jarring Sex

tags: hollywood, panties, sex, sex-shop, vibrators

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