Joking Banter Quotes

“ “Shut up!” I say, laughing hysterically. Alice transforms back to an inanimate jade piece as I toss her. My aim is off and she plops into Morpheus’s tea, splattering him and the chessboard.
With a graceful sweep of his hand, he retracts his magic. Tea drizzles down his face as his inky eyes turn up to mine, alight with something both dangerous and daring, shifting moods faster than I can blink.
“Careful, plum.” It’s his deep cockney accent now. He wipes his face with a napkin. “Don’t start something you have no intention of finishing.”
“Oh, I’ll finish it,” I say—spurred by the dark confidence fluttering at the edge of my psyche. The side of me that knows I’m his match in every way. “And you know I’ll win.” I rise from my chair to scope out the room for weapons, vaguely aware of the prisms of glittery light reflected off my skin onto the surroundings.
“I know I’ll let you win,” Morpheus says, standing up. “I won’t even put up a fight.” His white-toothed smile spans to something forebodingly provocative, as though mimicking the spread of his wings. “Well, perhaps a small one, just for sport.” ”
― A.G. Howard, Ensnared

“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“The earth is full of them - dogs, and humans. One should get to know them - dogs. They're so human.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Religious nuts of the world, unite! I too will fly my kite. Let us set up a meet between your imaginary pal in the sky with my friend up there nowhere, Mr. NOT. We will let them slug it out. Whoever survives, will be our GOD! Long live the brotherhood of the nuts and naught!”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Why should I trust a man? Gentleman or street sweeper, I'll just get disappointed again." Percy sighs, shaking his head.”
― Maddy Kobar, From Out of Feldspar

“Is he still alive or has he died and left you everything”
“Do I look like I am that lucky”
― Kenan Hudaverdi, Nazar: “Self-Fulling Prophecy Realized”