Ironical Quotes

“The most dangerous irony is, people are angry with others because of their own incompetence.”
― Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

“Lumea trebuie s-o pătrunzi cu mintea, nu să o baţi cu picioarele! Prostul poate să meargă şi-n cap, că tot nu-i intră nimic în el... Doar mărăcini...”
― Marin Sorescu, Vărul Shakespeare și alte piese: teatru

“You are not my wife yet, to concern yourself in my affairs."
"And when I am your wife?"
His conscience pricked him, making him snap, "You will learn not to question me."

-Royce to Corliss-”
― Johanna Lindsey, Hearts Aflame

“Irony, we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text.”
― Vikrmn, You By You

“No one plows the field just by thinking about it.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

“Fathers are ironic, they want democracy in their country but dictatorship in their home.”
― Amit Kalantri

“The differences between women are all cosmetic.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

“Patiesu sapratēju ir tikai maza saujiņa. Dažs labs no tiem, kas klausās koncertā, dziļdomīgi nodūris galvu, patiesībā pārdomā dažādas blēņas vai pārrēķina savus ienākumus un izdevumus.”
― Anšlavs Eglītis

“Twas hard to dislike a man she so enjoyed in bed. Twas harder still to dislike one who kept showing her a more gentle side to his nature”
― Johanna Lindsey, Prisoner of My Desire

“Wenn der Mensch sich selbst quälen kann, versäumt er so leicht keine Gelegenheit dazu.”
― Erich Maria Remarque, Der schwarze Obelisk / Der Funke Leben / Zeit zu Leben und Zeit zu Sterben

“Everything is possible, but where can I find everything?!”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

“Your advice seems a little ironical."

"Oh, you may either follow it or reverse it—that is its chief beauty. It is equally good taken either way.”
― Thomas Henry Lister

“Los hombres son dioses muertos.”
― Carlos Díaz Dufoo Hijo, Epigramas

“We gonna use codes... to be easily able to talk about different girls and to give them rates from 1 up to 10.”
― Deyth Banger

“Well, what’s the meaning of that?’ I exclaimed, looking down on the street, empty again save for groups of white-clothed women, who talked eagerly to one another, gesticulating and pointing now towards our inn, now towards where the men had gone.

‘Perhaps it’s their Parliament,’ suggested Denny; ‘or perhaps they’ve repented of their rudeness and are going to erect a triumphal arch.’

These conjectures, being obviously ironical, did not assist the matter, although they amused their author.”
― Anthony Hope, Phroso

“Phroso made no comment on this; and the moment I had said it I heard a voice below, a voice I knew very well.

‘What’s the ladder here for, my friend?’ it asked.

‘It enables one to ascend or descend, my lord,’ answered Kortes’s grave voice, without the least touch of irony.”
― Anthony Hope, Phroso

“»¡Elfos y dragones!, le digo yo. Coles y patatas son más útiles para mí y para ti. No te mezcles en los asuntos de tus superiores o te encontrarás en dificultades demasiado grandes para ti”
― JRR Tolkien