Diploma Quotes

“No matter how smart you might appear to be later with your set of diplomas on their fine white parchment, the mistakes you made before the real lessons sunk in never fade. No matter how high you hang those official documents with their official seals and signatures, how shinning and polished the frame, your reflection in the glass will never let you forget how stupid you felt when you didn't know any better.”
― Tupelo Hassman, Girlchild

“Education is what they equip you with; just in case your dream doesn't workout.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A driver’s license is an uneducated man’s diploma.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman's womb is her diploma.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“People who enroll themselves in the schools of pride, eventually graduate with and high degree of fall. Failure employs “prides” scholars. Get rusticated now!”
― Israelmore Ayivor, The Great Hand Book of Quotes

“We could never agree about Boogie and I didn't share Miriam's reverence for professors. In fact, just in case I haven't mentioned it before, the pride of my office wall is my framed high-school graduation certificate, lit from above. Miriam has reproached me for it. "Take it down, darling," she once pleaded. But it still hangs there.”
― Mordecai Richler, Barney's Version

“Zjarri i oxhakut paskej qenë paralajmërim për një jetë të ashpër. Universitetin e kryeva 9 vjet pas gjimnazit. Jo për ç’ka kërkova, letërsi. Më dërguan për inxhinier miniere! Shkova se duhej një shkollë e lartë, duheshin disa vite Tirane. Më vonë do të merrnin vlerën e viteve pranë “tiranisë së Tiranës”. Ditën që na dhanë diplomat, nuk provova asnjë gëzim. Ndonse edhe për shkrimtarët, asokohe, thuhej se ishin “inxhinierë të shpirtrave njerëzorë”!”
― Faruk Myrtaj

“Since you cannot always carry and display your diploma. Kindly act like you have one. Professionalism. Include that to your dictionary.”
― Joshua De Vera Bautista

“Travel is the best school; it has the best teachers because everything seen is a teacher; and this colourful school’s diploma is wisdom!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“If you hate to think, you are not different from some who is peeing on his academic certificates. The goal of education is to help you to think and lead.”
― Israelmore ayivor , Leaders' Frontpage: Leadership Insights from 21 Martin Luther King Jr. Thoughts

“- Why'd you even think I'd read your diploma before, during, or after buying 10 copies of it in an all-you-can-drink online bar?
- If I could drink what I read, I'd probably still be drunk on Joyce's Ulysses. I should've chased it with a racer.
-Stefan D and Jarod Kintz”
― Stefan D

“Znanje ćete postići ukoliko ne dopustite diplomi da mu stane na put.”
― Ismar Krdžali��

“Universities will try to become relevant again by not focusing on the diploma as much because companies don’t require them anymore (unless doctor or lawyer type). You’ll see people focusing back on skills, results and a mega double down on personal brand.”
― Richie Norton

“The baptism of the Holy Spirit is not a Pentecostal diploma, but a profitable means of communion with God to make us fruitful.”
― T.F. Tenney, The Main Thing...Is to Keep the Main Thing the Main Thing

“degree for sale”
― allexamscertificates.com

“Earning a diploma, certification, or degree and developing a skillset does not independently guarantee anything. They are a beginning. Everything, anything, or absolutely nothing can potentially happen as you spend the precious time you have to be alive. The exciting news is that you are a manufacturer, and with that comes tremendous power. As the manufacturer of your career and your life, you can create the outcomes you want.”
― Penelope Przekop, 5-Star Career: Define and Build Yours Using the Science of Quality Management

“Bin tane üniversiteden bin tane mesleki diploma alsan bile okul müfredatı dışında farklı konularda bin tane kitap okumuş insan kadar gelişmiş olmazsın!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“Even if you get a thousand professional diplomas from a thousand universities, you will not be as advanced as someone who has read a thousand books on different subjects outside the school curriculum!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan