Christmas Mystery Quotes

“The only time I'll be caught dancing is in the end zone after scoring a touchdown.”
― Nicole Heart, The Spunky Girl & Her Popular Player

“Tinkie's on the list."
"That's ridiculous. She and Enzo were only flirting."
"And Oscar showed his ass and then was seen floundering in the bayou where a blow-up sex doll, complete with a death threat, later showed up in front of an entire town."...
"Even though they don't have a body, Pret is thinking Enzo's disappearance may prove to be a homicide.”
― Carolyn Haines, Bones on the Bayou

“She's smart and a hard worker."
"And?"
"A little on the crazy side." Cece inhaled with resignation. "I was overjoyed when the district elected a woman, but Rebecca's half a bubble off plumb.”
― Carolyn Haines, Bones on the Bayou

“My Christmas tree glimmered with lights, ornaments, and tinsel. Though such holiday trimmings weren't in vogue any longer, I loved them. I pulled every box of family decorations from the attic and glamored the tree until it looked like a "fancy woman in a cheap brothel" as my aunt Loulane would say.”
― Carolyn Haines, Bones on the Bayou