Gi Joe Quotes

“I hated that the soldier doll had my name. I mean, please. I didn't play with him much. He was another Christmas present from my clueless grandparents. One time when they were visiting, my grandpa asked me if G.I. Joe had been in any wars lately. I said, "No, but he and Ken got married last week." Every Christmas since then, my grandparents have sent me a check.”
― James Howe, Totally Joe

“I'm hoping to pass for one of Vosch's tween recruits, but I probably look more like GI Joe's little sister playing dress up”
― Rick Yancey, The 5th Wave