The blog of a weirdo author and perpetual pissant.
saw homophobes in the wild who were like “the characters of blue lock can’t be gay, gays are bad at sports-”
someone tell that to Isagi then, because he just can’t stop devouring other men, and it seems to be making him better every fucking time.
blue lock acts as though passing makes you some kind of soyboy bottom beta cuck, but I’m pretty sure Isagi is going to be the world’s best striker and you will never convince me that boy has ever topped in his life.
It’s amazing how Blue Lock, the soccer manga, does harem romance better than actual harem romance anime.
Like not even a joke.
Isagi is so good at rizzing up these motherfuckers, it’s like a fucking art form.
It’s like it moved up in difficulty level with each romantic casualty too.
First was Bachira, who was easy as hell because he’s a friendly, but lonely ass guy, and he saw the potential in Isagi immediately.
Then it was Kunigami, who was also kinda easy, just pass to him, and he’ll give you his meat.
Then it was Chigiri, who was a bit more of an ice princess, but Isagi melted him down pretty quick.
Then it was the slacker Nagi, who doesn’t give a shit about anything, until Isagi shows him the way.
Then Isagi proceeds to seduce BAROU, a guy who literally hated his guts and didn’t think anything of him. Now that bitch actually uses his name and wants to crush him and outright talks to him unprompted, which is NUTS.
And then it was RIN.
A guy who seemed literally impossible to rizz, due to his brother complex, but then Isagi and Rin teaming up for the U-20 match changed him.
And it’s like…DAMN.
Harem romance wishes it was this good with build up and character development!
It’s literally a sliding scale of difficulty.
Now Isagi just needs to seduce Kaiser, and then we can call him the god of charisma.