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The Front Room (2024)
It's a dark comedy with excellent performances and story. Remember DARK COMEDY not a horror
This happens a lot and I'm also fall victim to this a lit. They advertise Horror or whatever and the genre is something else and it wrecks the movie . You have an expectation of what you're going to see and you get something else. This however I went in with an open mind and figured it wasn't going to be a horror from the previews. The performances are excellent. The mother in law actress is amazing reminds me of Throw momma from the train. If they reboot it they have the mom!!
Anyway Brandy is excellent as well it's currently at a 5.3 which is extremely unfair and obviously a horror biased review. Go in knowing your going to watch a DARK comedy with some religious tones that ADD to the humor and you'll enjoy it. We laughed out loud so did others . We will warn you a few gross scenes but again they add to the dark humor. It's a solid 7 to 8.
The Mother in law deserves an award for her performance. PHENOMENAL will go see what else she's in.
Errementari (2017)
SERIOUSLY A 6.3 REALLY?? ITS NOT EVEN A 3.6!! ABSOLUTE TRAIN WRECK!!
I get more frightened everyday unfortunately not from horror films like this but for how incredibly stupid this country has become. Films like this getting a score of over 6 Trump actually getting a shot at becoming president again after what he did on January 6th won't explain how criminal it was cause his moronic followers believe everything he says. I remember when movies had to be entertaining to receive positive reviews but not anymore you get 1 idiot to give it a good review and all the lemmings follow their opinion. The demon I'm this film was wearing a CHEAP Walmart costume ALL the dialog was so amateur that a below average 1st grade student could do better. This is a 1 and that's being generous. It's TRULY scary where America will be in another 10 years.
I guarantee you it'll be in the lower denominator of the rankings of best to worst list. Wow a 6.3 the people that rated this probably gave Twilight a 10!@
The Crow (2024)
Even as a stand alone film it fails on EVERY LEVEL DO NOT GO!! Stream it if you DARE!
I can't believe how bad this mess is not going to say film as it's a bad home movie at best. This director managed to even make the GREAT Dan Houston look bland. It has so many flaws I don't know where to start. When I saw it had a 4.7 I thought with Skarsgard Houston it can't be a 4.7 and I was right THATS 2 HIGH! I'm beginning to think Bill has no real acting chops. His pennywise was absolutely BRILLIANT So maybe he needs to become a character through makeup and a costume to get into it. Although technically he gets a costume and makeup but it was more like the Joker and a homeless clown had a baby and he's it! Music F Story F directing F acting F Dialog F Chemistry F
And where did they fund this SO CALLED actress Twig absolutely annoying actress both looks ,voice and TERRIBLE ACTING. She looks like Bugs Bunny and a Toad had a baby. Then received acting lessons from a drunk Ashton Kutchner.
DO NOT GO TO THIS MOVIE ESPECIALLY IN THE RHEATER WE gave the unlimited plan and want a FULL REFUND.
Even Lambs Have Teeth (2015)
To all of you who think the high scores are FAKE READ MINE
1st off its a comedy thriller and it's spot on. The 2 lead actresses SHOULD have their own series. My wife and I have seen this gem 4 times now because we own the bluray and like Beetlejuice says IT JUST GETS FUNNIER EVERYTIME WE SEE IT!
To the obvious MAGA MORONS who say where is the rage. They both went through the rage abd decided instead of being victims were going to turn the tables on these red neck MAGA flag wavers!!
The only thing that's a let down is we didn't get a sequel.
These 2 actresses are FRICKING HILARIOUS loved the dialog between them their acting shines as they go from LAMBS TO. LIONS.
That's another reason why we BUY our movies we get to watch them when and where we want and don't have to beg a streaming company. To you NEGATIVE RED BECKS with no sense of humor.
You're REALKY going to lose it when KAMALA KICKS ASS NEXT!!
Trap (2024)
A Trap alright instead of a Thriller you get a HORRIBLE CONCERT by a wanna be SINGER ..AVOID!!!
This is an obvious plow to launch his Daughters so called singing career , trust me even great marketing can't help someone lacking in ANY talent what so ever. That's what you get stuck with listening to her I guess it's called singing but absolutely unbearable. The story was mediocre at best I thought he was going to throw us off and the killer wasn't Josh harnett cause we saw it was him I'm ALL THE TRAILERS. M. Nights problem is he keeps trying to fulfill the expertise of his 1st film 6th sense and he just can't do it.
Hasn't had ANY decent twists. I did enjoy signs and split should have won James Macavoy an Oscar but otherwise MNight is a has been.
Not sure why he keeps getting green light for crap like this. Last Airbender and lady in white I think it was called are still the 2 WORST movies I've ever seen in a theater. The village wasn't good either I guessed the twist 15 minutes in. And NOW WE have to deal with his kids who have even KESS talent!!
A Creature Was Stirring (2023)
I'm giving it a 10 cause I need to sell it so hopefully THIS HELPS!!!:
People actually have to get together get financing talk SO CALLED actors into being in this absolute garbage of a film. It's so bad it actually hurt watching it. I wanted to see how bad it would get and WOW it actually surpassed any idea I've ever had of horrible. The fact that these actors agreed to be in this film alone scares me so I guess that makes it a horror film . I'm thinking that's the new definition of the genre if the movie is horrible than it's a horror movie. I gave it a 10 to be like the makers of this film fooling myself and thinking it was great. Although if you want to have fun buy this film and invite your friends over and them keep saying OMG this movie is soooooo great!! I hope they make a sequel.
Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
Ryan Reynolds Deserves and OSCAR please read my reasoning, OH & THIS MOVIE WAS PHENOMENAL!!
Ok so Anthony Hopkins won an Oscar for playing an extremely Creepy and Scary character for 15 minutes and won an Oscar and it was very deserving . Ryan should most definitely win an Oscar for being ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT AND HILARIOUS for 2 solid fricking hours!! Not to mention the PHENOMENAL choreography to great music his Commitment to the Character His passion to get hugh to be Wolverine till he's 90!!
Why does it ALWAYS have to be a period piece or a BIOGRAPHY or Historical or Shakespeare YUK!!!
THIS film right from the word Insync was ENTERTAINING and that's THE REAL reason we go to the movies. Critics and political jerk offs say otherwise but bottom line we want to be entertained. Ask Marcus Serilious or Russel Crowe!! So I ask anyone that saw this film. WERE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED and nobody actually died! At least I think no one did???
For a measly few bucks I got to laugh I got to escape from all the bullcrap we see everyday .
I can tell you this my wife and I immediately said. WE'RE GOING TO WATCH THIS AGAIN in the theater then buy the 4k box set steelbook limited edition so THANK YOU MR CARY GRANT I MEAN ryan Reynolds Hugh Jackman hell EVERYONE who made this MASTERPIECE!! YEah I said that!! I haven't laughed this much since Airplane. I laughed for the WHOLE 2 HOURS.
Doing it again tomorrow!!
Into the Storm (2014)
PEOPLE R CRAZY THIS BLOWS AWAY TWISTERS PUN INTENDED I PRAY FOR THE 4K!!!
I read so many reviews that this didn't have enough character development hey LEMMINGS not all movies need it. It's called INTO THE STORM not INTO the character development!!
Twisters was boring had very few times where my heart sounded yet this PHENOMENAL film had us holding our breath. IT had more STORMS, TORNADOES, IN 5 minutes than ANY other film had in their entirety. This film should have easily grossed 200 mil and had 2 sequels but because of complete morons who have to listen to others reviews. America has becomevFOLLOWERS and SETTLERS . If someone says it's great then they all follow suit. Thus film has a 5.8 WHY when twisters has a 7.2????? This had FAR SUPERIOR Special effects, Better actors, more humor, BETTER STORY. It was about going INTO THE STORM WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT IT ACCOMPLISHED. We've owned this for a long time and kept putting it off. WELL WATCH This storm MASTERPIECE this week again and again!!!
Twisters (2024)
SORRY FOLKS decent but the ORIGINAL reigns supreme !!
1st off I read people repeating that IDIOTIC saying " if you're scared you ride it"
So I should ride Michael Meyers, a scorpion, or tiger?? OMG that was stupendously IDIOTIC
Second The actress was no where near as amazing as Helen Hunt. Helen had more passion extremely better at acting in everyway. 3rd Glen Powell I suppose is better looking and he seems like a nice person but he's what I describe as Vanilla. Paxton again WAY better!! The 1st Teister had the PHENOMENAL Philip Seymour Hoffman who had so much charisma and his character made you have fun with him. Go watch it see him rocking to the cranked music and then watch Glen didn't he seem he was listening to it. Finally 30 minutes could have been edited out I give it a 6.5 cause the special effects were excellent and the acting was basic nothing bad .
So it's a 7.
The Original is an easy 9 or 10!!
Sting (2024)
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? A SOLID COMEDY HORROR, IGNORE THE HATERS!!
I've been watching horror movies since the 1970s from Deranged and Evil dead to Great movies like dead snow 1 AND 2!! This film was great 1 of the best casts in a long time. Every character was excellent we had a Chris Tucker a Costanza a stranger things kid a HILARIOUS grandmother a MEAN grandma. I haven't a clue what people were expecting a 5.7 REALLY lower than a piece if found footage garbage gets 7s and this creative FUNNY horror film gets an insult rating. I hope for us who get how great it is and deserves a sequel!!
THANK YOU TO THE WHOLE CAST AND CREW PHENOMENAL JOB!!! I'm extremely glad we own the bluray . For 14.95 WHAT A STEAL!!
I Am: Celine Dion (2024)
Celine shows why it's so RARE to be among the absolute BEST in their field or profession on the PLANET!!
Michael Jordan, Tom Brady, Freddy Mercury, Elvis Presley, Aretha Franklin, Michangelo, Leonardo BOTH OF THEM, EInstein and more but when you look at the 100s of billions of people on this planet over the centuries very few actually reach a pinnacle of the ABSOLUTE best EVER. Celine Dion shows what dedication,hard work and so much more to reach what level of success AND IMMORTALITY . I just hope she now takes the time she has and just RELAX and realize she's already the best, already given all of us masterpieces to enjoy FOREVER. I watched this and it made me realize I need to appreciate art more and THE ARTISTS that share their passion and talent with us MORE. I listen to ARTISTS like Celine and it makes me smile makes me appreciate WHAT I have married for 35 years beautiful daughter and endless art to ENJOY!!
Fly Me to the Moon (2024)
ARE YOU KIDDING US !! This was a PHENOMENAL film!! EXTREMELY UNDERRATED. Scarlett deserves an OSCAR!!
We saw longlegs 1st then this phenomenal film. 1 was overrated and 1 was underrated. Longlegs was busy and fly me to the moon had 5 people in the theater. Yep you guessed it Longlegs was EXTREMELY OVERRATED but thank the universe we saw Fly me to the moon second. Wow it has it all BRILLIANT acting by all Scarlett deserves an Oscar nomination Channing Tatum has won us over we weren't fans of his but after the last 3 films especially this great film we realize he is for real. How this film was #5 and longlegs in the top 2 just shows it's nit always the big grossing films that are the better film. Trust us my wife and I and the 5 people in the theater were all laughing smiling and throughly entertained throuout. Will most definitely purchase the 4k version. Hopefully Apple will offer that!!
NOW ASAP GO TO THE THEATER AND SEE THIS before it's pulled. It's 100 percent THEATER WORTHY. So fun , oh and great story you will have a blast.
Longlegs (2024)
Further PROOF people haven't a CLUE what a good horror movie is!! EXTREMELY OVERRATED!!
1st off you people comparing this to silence of the lambs and even WORSE comparing Cages longlegs to Hopkins Hannibal. Not only false and an insult to a masterpiece with an ICONIC character by sir Anthony but a massive clue to how WRONG people are about horror films. Nick cage wasn't scary he was more of a clown that a killer and NOT penny wise or gacy more of a Ronald clown. You could tell even with the HORRIBLE makeup and TERRIBLE character portrayal it was Nick cage. When I watched silence of the lambs I couldn't watch Anthony for years cause he made Hannibal seem REAL and also people forget the serial killer in lambs that Hannibal helps Foster find was DOWNRIGHT scary and gave us the creeps. This film never did that not once. We guessed a big part which doesn't matter but to us the story was lame. A 7.5 REALLY ?? After this is released and you can stream it rewatch it THEN right after watch silence of the lambs TRUST me you'll realize what I'm saying. A 3 because of 2 scenes otherwise a slow burn they call them which means BORING. I saw better killing the 1970s!!!
MaXXXine (2024)
Mias talent is lost , went WAY off course I'll just love the 1st 2 should get tips from Krasinki!!
I'm a little bummed we did a dual movie day saw Quiet place day 1 1st it was AWESOME it was again 1 step above 2 so it's a 8 , 8.5 then the 3rd film a 9!!
This trilogy was a 7 , 9 then a 2! Mia Goth was amazing in the 1st 2. Maybe someone directed her wrong or just Pushed her to be different not sure what it was but the magic was gone. Kevin Bacon is a phenomenal actor ( watch murder in the 1st) but he was more comical then scary if he was suppose to be funny and over the top southern boy then I guess he did great. Both detectives are both great actors and really were pedestrian or boring. The finale was terrible won't give anything away but it was an over acted ending and had NO wow moment. Also Mia goth wasn't her kick ass self with the exception of 1 scene. I would highly recommend you wait to stream it. This is the 1st in the series I won't own!!! Definitely NOT 4k worthy!! P.s. GO SEE quiet place day 1 a must see in the theater. Hopefully Long legs is decent.
The Bikeriders (2023)
Ehh its ok to watch once I'd just stream it & it's NO GOOD FELLAS so stop that!!
First off very little action a few fights that weren't memorable. I have no idea who started that this is Good fellas with Motorcycles. It's a club but it has nobody EVEN CLOSE to Joe pescis character or DeNiro. So QUIT THAT crap. Tom Hardy is his usual excellent acting but not much happens. Austin butler seems to be an excellent actor so far but this role WAS not for him. I would have cast Michael Shannon in tom hardys role and Tom Hardy in Austin's role . As a motorcycle rider ( 1 club) from 1976 I can tell you some was spot on but overall as a film it was just average. Why it has 7s I have no idea. Did bring back some good and some NOT so good memories but after about an hour I was at the point of ok get to the end I'm ready to go watch easy rider or even BETTER goodfellas. Joe was PHENOMENAL in that film!
It's average so it's a 5 trust me see it on Netflix or?? We have the regal unlimited so it's no big deal it saved me from buying the 4k bluray!!
Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver (2024)
WOW are you judgemental idiots WAY OFF ..BETTER THAN Star Wars!!
Star Wars had Mark Hamill as the HERO Mark Hamil?? A little dweeb that was completely miss casted. AND cant act......Carrie Fisher is SEXY??? HUH??? Darthvvaders costume VILLAINOUS I THINK NOT! R2D2 AND CP3O MOST ANNOYING ROBOTS ever . This film Had the GREAT Anthony Hopkins as the robots voice and the robots look blows away pretty much every robot EVER. The acting is excellent especially the lead actress AND the villian. He was a Nazi to the tee!! It's funny how 1 critic says something and this whole country of lemmings FOLLOWS. A 5.2 YOU IDIOTS wish easily a 7 but I gave it a 10 because this rating is an INSULT
I hope for people like me we get the 3rd in the trilogy!! We watched 1 twice and when 3 comes out we will repeat!! GREAT JOB VALISIMO TO THE WHOLE CAST AND CREW ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT!!!!
Late Night with the Devil (2023)
COMPLETE RIPOFF OF THE CLEANSING HOUR , TERRIBLY DONE!! WATCH THE CLEANSING HOURR!!
WOw a complete and total ripoff of the cleansing hours idea only done terribly. Why thus has a 7 and tge cleansing hour has a 6 confirms my opinion that the NEW batch of horror fans DO NOT KNOW TRUE horror movies. THE fact that found footage films are even allowed to be referred to as MOVIES is ridiculous. They're an excuse to cut all costs including acting skills, effects, CREATIVITY, they look like they're filmed with an old VHS camcorder by a 10 year old with Parkinsons!! This film has a incredibly terrible story that theyvtried to copy a PHENOMENAL film and in the end have a boring IDIOTIC piece of junk. I would recommend viewing it for all students of film it has EVERYTHING that you shouldn't do in ANY film especially a horror film. Not once is it believable not once is it scary not once is it shocking.
The Voice (2011)
They admitted they're professional singers so it's a FRAUD WATCH IDOL!!
It's not actually a contest of singers that need that big break its professional singers posing as everyday people who never performed before. Idol is GREAT cause these are people who are not pros and some don't even realize they have thus talent. It was so fun being PART IF THEIR success. We voted for many winners and many HUGE STARS now. This show is fake and mainly about judges. GO ORIGINAL GO THE BEST AMERICAN IDOL!!!! BLake was extremely funny and I'll admit I watched them argue over singers buy Adam left it went down then Blake left now it's down to a way to long fake show!! Go watch Idol and help an unknown become a STAR!!
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024)
If you're having an origin story 2 a trilogy have some ACTION , everyone WATCH AT HOME!!
1st off I have the unlimited so it's no big deal to me but if I had paid for our 2 tickets I would have gave it a 1. This film shows that Andy Serkis is an AMAZING actor and in my opinion OSCAR WORTHY. No one creates a character like Andy he doesn't get the praise from the SO called critics mainly because he's playing an Ape or Gollum but his voice talent is absolutely PHENOMENAL. Now on to this boring movie, beautiful cinematography all around but boring ALL talk and for the theater need something exciting. I think next films will be 7s or 8sbut thus film you should just stream or buy the 4k and enjoy at home NOT THEATER worthy. With the streaming era
Certain films are just Streaming worthy.
Madame Web (2024)
WOW what a train wreck this was, please read my review!!
Ok 1st off the so called actor who plays the Villain spider person has as much charisma as our pet Desert tortoise he makes Ashton Kutchner look like Robert de Niro, the director obviously had no eye for directing which is kind of important in a major motion picture. The dialog was written by a mentally challenged 6 year old and his mentally challenged father directed this tragic comedy. I think it's suppose to be a marvel movie the press is saying that marvel is dead that's not true HORRIBLE movies like this SHOULD be dead on arrival and put out if it's misery and written off. Don't believe me watch deadpool 3 make the most money of ANY film this summer. Sony owes all us comic fans an apology. Don't judge a library of phenomenal entertaining films by this piece of garbage. OK now we go watch guardians of the galaxy !!
Dune: Part Two (2024)
Seriously BORING Timothy Chalamet is OVERRATED this is NO LOTR!!!
1st offtalk talk then they talk talk talk, not creative fun dialog like the new Guy Ritchie film, saw that yesterday and maybe that's why my wife and I didn't like this Guy Ritchies movie BLEW THIS AWAY it was entertaining from the get go.
Also the villian in this us basically Jabba the hut went on a diet. Bautista was yelling every 1 of his lines. The 1st film was entertaining it was a solid 7 but this is a train wreck. It's a streaming film
I already know people are saying this guy doesn't know movies, actually people make it more complicated than it needs to be. Movies should entertain us THATS it
. This movie had 2 many down moments with unnecessary dialog. If you give this over a 6 YOU
Don't know movies or you're extremely bored.
If they made it 1 hour 45 or 2 hours MAX with added action or less boring dialog it would have been a decent movie
Bring on kingdom of the APES!!
Unfrosted (2024)
Further proof NO Larry David NO Seinfeld , TERRIBLE!! Not funny at all!!
When I heard about the premise I thought this might work, read who was involved, my wife and I said this might be comedy gold!! Instead we had a movie with no laughs at all. It shows Seinfeld is not funny as an actor without Larry David. If he was involved the cast would have had BETTER roles with BETTER dialog. This seems to be written by idiotic 8 year Olds. Jokes are extremely blah with a large dose of we can hear it coming!! Predictable jokes can work if theyre FUNNY. We are movie buffs, our favorite is a mixed genre that involves comedy. Action comedy, horror comedy, dark comedy, this film is indescribable , I believe it's suppose to be a satire comedy ?? Hard to describe how bad thus film is. When the reviews hit I believe this will be in the 3s or 4s at best. Too bad we grew up during the cereal boom and can relate to the products but can't relate to the abysmal writing. NEGATIVE 1. On this flop it was free and I still want a refund. With this cast should have been an east 9!! Stick to stand up Jerry . OR Get Larry David to execute your ideas.
Road House (2024)
A 7 for JAKE ONLY The rest if the cast BLAH!! will explain
1st off WTF are directors casting Post Nalone in movies?? He can't act and this role was the worst casting for him yet. Post fat ass Malone plays a bad ass street fighter a vicious cage fighter REALLY WE'RE SUPPOSE TO BELIEVE this???? Then we get Billy Magnusson who is OK as a villian but over acts!! And the cherry on the top of bad acting Conor McGregor plays a crazy I guess hired gun to kick ass. He walks around the whole movie bow legged with a stick up his ass, smiles through the whole movie while mumbling his terrible lines. If he would have just been himself it would have maybe work. His ONLY saving grace is his 1st and VERY last scene. I'm giving it a 7 because of Jake Gyllenhaal he had a tough task filling Patrick Swayzes iconic role and did FREAT also I bumped it up for the humor. NOTHING better than comedy mixed with action.
It's worth watching especially on Amazon at home. Theater has become overrated. 2 many loud talking, phone watching, people you have to sit with.
The Enforcer (2022)
People are WAY OFF excellent film with excellent cast!! ANTONIO SHINES AGAIN!!
Don't listen to the nay sayers and so called movie experts it's an entertaining movie especially for dads who have daughters. Antonio is great as ALWAYS , he's refrained in this performance and it's perfect. His acting is suppose to Show he's a different person that the Cuda character he's created. As usual the movie public misses that I mean this gets a low 5 and barbie gets a 7 HUH???? This film isn't taken or equalizer and it doesn't claim to be that. Its a simple film that's short and sweet and fills all the holes, acting check, story check cinematography check great ending check. Antonio is a PHENOMENAL actor and although I prefer
His over the top roles like in expendables he shows he can show restraint and STILL carry a movie. The side characters are there to guide his transition from Cuda to an actual human being AND a father. PLEASE WATCH it easily should be a 7!! Gave it a 9 to adjust for THE negative nellies!!
Cuando acecha la maldad (2023)
ITS OFFICIAL AMERICA IS INSANELY STUPID, A 7 SERIOUSLY?,, WORST HORROR MOVIE OF THE DECADE!!
Just another example of how STUPID America has become. YOU want TRUE horror watch in the mouth of madness, or the conjuring, or the evil dead, maybe dead snow or dead alive but to give thus pike if garbage a 7 is an insult to TEYE horror fans who know horror although it does get a 7 for horror writing, directing dialog, only good thing is it had some good practical effects . People ate possessed they're being murdered so what should we do go get some apple ice cream OMG PEOPLE WAKE THE FYCK UP quit following what someone says some moron says it's a great movie and you morons agree. If you want further proof how ignorant this country is 40 million people voted for Donald Trump THATS A 10 HORROR FILM.