Igor (2008)
Steve Buscemi: Scamper
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Quotes
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Igor : Only one thing left to do...
Brain : Ha-ha, he said "do."
Igor : [shouts] Pull the switch!
[Igor's "switch!" echoes several times. Nothing happens. He looks over at Scamper, standing by the switch]
Scamper : Do *not* yell at me.
Igor : Oh, I-I'm sorry. I just... pull the switch?
[No response]
Igor : Please pull the switch.
Scamper : That's better.
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Igor : [voice over] That's Scamper, one of my most successful inventions.
[Scamper drops a giant weight on himself, flattening himself]
Igor : [voice over] I made him immortal, which is kind of a hassle for him, since he doesn't want to live.
Scamper : [fills out again] Will *nothing* end this vicious cycle?
Igor : [voice over] I also made him talk, which is a hassle for me, since he never shuts up.
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Brain : Wait, wait, wait, wait! Why does *he* get to pull the switch?
Scamper : Because I'm not an idiot, *Brian*.
Brain : My name is not Brian!
Scamper : Then you must have his jar.
Igor : Stop! You can both pull the switch. On the count of three. One...
[Scamper pulls the switch]
Brain : Hey, no fair!
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Scamper : [after escaping a trap and about to set Igor and Brain free also] What? Like this is the first time I've gnawed my own feet off?
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Scamper : [Talking to a blind orphan] Hans, you're wearing this backwards! What are you, blin-? Uh...
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[Scamper drinks a whole bottle of poison, twitches, and falls over, then...]
Scamper : Dang it. Still here.
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Dr. Glickenstein : Now to take the old cow for a test drive!
Igor : No, Master! The rocket is going to...!
[the rocket explodes, scattering pieces of Glickenstein everywhere]
Igor : Uh, yeah, that.
Scamper : Finally! Now I can throw out that rug in the foyer, that thing is hideous.
[off their looks]
Scamper : We were all thinking it, I just said it.