Grandma's Boy (2006)
Joel David Moore: J.P.
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Quotes
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J.P. : All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.
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J.P. : How do you two know each other?
Samantha : I woke him up here this morning. He fell asleep working late last night.
J.P. : Yeah. Well, that's what old people do. They fall asleep.
Alex : Wow J.P, that is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?
J.P. : So funny I forgot to laugh. Ehehe.
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J.P. : [in robot voice] Please sit on my face
[robot noises]
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J.P. : Adios, turd nuggets.
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J.P. : [In robot voice] I am a geeenius!
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J.P. : Back to work, testers!
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J.P. : How do you two know each other?
Samantha : I woke him up here this morning. He fell asleep working late last night.
J.P. : Yea, well that's what old people do, they fall asleep.
Alex : Wow, JP that is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?
J.P. : So funny I forgot to laugh.
Jeff : Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too. It's not grey.
Alex : [punches Jeff in the arm] Hey, my bush isn't really grey.
Jeff : Well, not according to my mom.
Alex : I thought I told you to quit talking about that.
Jeff : People keep asking me about it.
Samantha : Um, I'm really sorry to have to leave this conversation, but, I will see you guys later.
J.P. : Get back to work, testers.
Jeff : Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!
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Alex : [Alex is playing Frog Bog against Timmy] I thought you were good at this, man.
[singing]
Alex : Flies. I'm a frog. I'm eating flies, a lot more than you.
Jeff : Eat that frog dick Timmy! Eat it!
J.P. : [to Samantha] I'm sorry you had to see this. It's all these poor knaves have to look forward to everyday.
[Samantha shrugs him off]
Jeff : Yea! Your shit's weak! Shit's weak!
[Alex wins the game]
Jeff : Yea! Your shit's weak! W-izz-eak!
Alex : You never had a chance Timmy.
Timmy : I'll get you eventually "Grey Bush". Time is on my side.
Alex : Hey, at least I have a bush.
Jeff : [singing into air-microphone] Shit's weak.