Arachnophobia (1990)
John Goodman: Delbert McClintock
Photos
Quotes
-
Delbert McClintock : [after stepping on a spider, a dog barks in the background] Yeah, that's right... I'm bad!
-
Delbert McClintock : Spiders would find your barn a tad breazy this time of year. In that respect, spiders are a bit like you and me. No, I frankly doubt there are any spiders in your barn.
Dr. Ross Jennings : Well, I frankly know there is Delbert. I saw a web! There is a web in my barn!
Delbert McClintock : ...A web would indicate an arachnoid presence.
-
Delbert McClintock : Would anyone object if I tore this floor out?
Molly Jennings : I would.
Delbert McClintock : False alarm then. Lead on.
-
Molly Jennings : Why is all the wood rotting?
Delbert McClintock : I'll tell you why. Bad wood.
Molly Jennings : So... what do we do?
Delbert McClintock : Tear out bad wood. Put in good wood.
-
Delbert McClintock : Rock and roll!
-
Sheriff Lloyd Parsons : [introducing Delbert to Doctor Atherton] Excuse me. Professor? This is our town exterminator.
Delbert McClintock : Delbert McClintock, infestation management. Always nice to meet a collegue.
Sheriff Lloyd Parsons : Now, he believes he came across one of the offending spiders a couple of hours ago.
Doctor James Atherton : Might you have brought it with you?
Delbert McClintock : Actually, he's probably still at the bottom of my shoe. You really can't tell what it is anymore.
-
Delbert McClintock : [Spraying drone spider with insectiside on wooden walkway, Then steps on it when it does not die]
Dog : [Barks]
Delbert McClintock : That's right. I'm bad.
-
[last lines]
Doctor James Atherton : [while drawing out the general spider] Suppers ready! Come and get it
[said general spider screeches and leaps onto his neck sinking it's fangs into his throat]
Delbert McClintock : [minutes later cries out as James drops from the rafters, cocooned and covered in spiders] Oh My God... They got the professor!