Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)
Jean Wilson: State Supervisor
Quotes
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Ernest P. Worrell : My motto is, "I never met a bad kid."
State Supervisor : Then let me introduce you to some. These misfits were selected by their ward leaders as most in need of help.
[they step over to the boys]
State Supervisor : This here's the ringleader, Bobby Wayne. He's been in and out of institutions like this since he was eleven.
Bobby Wayne : Since I was nine.
State Supervisor : And this here's Crutchfield. Twelve years old and already a master thief.
Crutchfield : [Hands back Ernest's wallet] It's like a... gift or something.
Ernest P. Worrell : Well, thanks
[takes the wallet]
State Supervisor : And here's Danny Simpson. He comes from a long line of troublemakers.
Danny : It's a family tradition. I've got a reputation to uphold.
State Supervisor : And the Albert Eeeeiiinstein of this institution, Chip Ooooozgood.
Chip Ozgood : [Says nothing]
State Supervisor : [Shakes her head] Butch Too Cool Vargas.
Butch 'Bubba' Vargas : [Says nothing, looks at her contemptuously]