Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)
Todd Loyd: Chip Ozgood
Quotes
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Ernest P. Worrell : My motto is, "I never met a bad kid."
State Supervisor : Then let me introduce you to some. These misfits were selected by their ward leaders as most in need of help.
[they step over to the boys]
State Supervisor : This here's the ringleader, Bobby Wayne. He's been in and out of institutions like this since he was eleven.
Bobby Wayne : Since I was nine.
State Supervisor : And this here's Crutchfield. Twelve years old and already a master thief.
Crutchfield : [Hands back Ernest's wallet] It's like a... gift or something.
Ernest P. Worrell : Well, thanks
[takes the wallet]
State Supervisor : And here's Danny Simpson. He comes from a long line of troublemakers.
Danny : It's a family tradition. I've got a reputation to uphold.
State Supervisor : And the Albert Eeeeiiinstein of this institution, Chip Ooooozgood.
Chip Ozgood : [Says nothing]
State Supervisor : [Shakes her head] Butch Too Cool Vargas.
Butch 'Bubba' Vargas : [Says nothing, looks at her contemptuously]
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Butch 'Bubba' Vargas : Ernest, um... we've been thinking.
Crutchfield : Yeah, we ain't got much of a chance but we got a plan.
Bobby Wayne : If we stop those miners then there will be a Camp Kikakee.
Ernest P. Worrell : Boys, we can't stop those miners, look what they did to me and that was just one of them.
Chip Ozgood : Come on Ernest, that don't sound like no path of the brave to me.
Moustafa 'Moose' Hakeem Jones : I don't want to go back to no institution, I want to stay right here with you.
Bobby Wayne : Yeah we all do, Ernest.
Chip Ozgood : Come on, Ernest, we can get them.
Bobby Wayne : Hey, it's the path of the brave.
Crutchfield : Let's go for it, we can do it, Ernest.
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Crutchfield : That sure was some rap Chief was putting on for us.
Chip Ozgood : Do you think it's true?
Bobby Wayne : Well you wouldn't catch me standing around letting some Indian throw knives at me.
Crutchfield : Whack!