Herbie Rides Again (1974)
Richard X. Slattery: Traffic Commissioner
Quotes
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Alonzo Hawk : [being stopped by a policeman in traffic] The traffic commissioner shall hear of this!
Traffic Commissioner : I *am* the commissioner.
Alonzo Hawk : Then what're you doing in that monkey suit? A traffic commissioner would dress in dignified clothes.
Traffic Commissioner : This happens to be my dress uniform. I was on my way to the ceremony for I Am A Policeman Day.
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Traffic Commissioner : Ah, it's you again, Mr. Hawk.
Alonzo Hawk : Save me! Save me! They're after me! They're after me!
Traffic Commissioner : Who's after you?
Alonzo Hawk : Those little cars, hundreds of them. Can't you see them, you idiot?
Traffic Commissioner : Mr. Hawk, I wonder would you mind coming down to my place of business?
Alonzo Hawk : I would be happy to. I would - Ooh, oh, oh, ahh!
[Alonso Hawk's final line]