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“He was muttering now and I could barely make out his words. "I'm going to die without ever feeling a woman's tits."
"Go ahead," I said. It was about time I used the power of my chichis for good and not for evil.”
― Happy Hour at Casa Dracula
"Go ahead," I said. It was about time I used the power of my chichis for good and not for evil.”
― Happy Hour at Casa Dracula
“So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.”
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“Well aren't you full of sunshine and donkey feathers.”
― The Accidental Demon Slayer
― The Accidental Demon Slayer
“Toronto's already ass-deep in cockroaches and conservatives; what's one more lower life-form?”
― Blood Bank
― Blood Bank
“For cripes sake, have you ever heard of 'Ready or not? Here I come'?"
Retro or not, cheesy is cheesy."
Sometimes what you learned from beer commercials comes in real handy.”
― The Vampire's Seduction
Retro or not, cheesy is cheesy."
Sometimes what you learned from beer commercials comes in real handy.”
― The Vampire's Seduction
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