Denise's Reviews > The Sanatorium
The Sanatorium (Detective Elin Warner, #1)
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Oh Reese, I’m sure if I met you in “real life,” I would find you to be a lovely person, but I just have to put this out there - your book selections suck....
For the first twenty chapters or so, I thought this book might be a winner and there was no way the plot could go totally off the rails - then the first body is found and things went downhill faster than Andrew Cuomo's approval rating. By the end, I was thinking maybe I should check myself into a sanatorium for sticking with this book.
Let me set the stage ... An imposing, former-sanatorium-turned-five-star-hotel, high up in the Swiss Alps is the last place that our protagonist, Elin Warner, wants to be. She is on a sort-of hiatus from her job as a UK detective though, so when her estranged brother, Isaac (whom she secretly suspects of killing their brother when they were young), and his fiancée (and Elin's former friend), Laure, invite Elin and her new boyfriend to celebrate their engagement at the hotel, she thinks it will be the perfect occasion to finally confront her brother about the death of their sibling - whatever could possibly go wrong with that plan?! When they arrive, a major winter storm (complete with avalanches, of course) is looming, and Elin immediately feels on edge. When Laure goes missing almost immediately, and the guests start panicking, Elin's detective instincts start to kick in. Then the bodies start piling up - literally - and it's up to Elin to figure out who is doing the killing and why.
Up until that point, my interest was somewhat peaked, and I thought the plot could be setting up for an interesting dynamic, but then Elin finds the first body in the pool. The woman's arms are bound and several of her fingers have been cut off, but Elin still seems confused as to whether it is an accident or not. Only when she finds a sandbag near the body does the lightbulb seem to go off - "Any lingering doubts she has are gone: a sudden, sharp jag of realization hits in her gut. This isn't an accident. She's been killed. This is murder." Seriously?! Because there are so many accidental pool drownings where the victim has missing fingers, and her arms tied behind her back ... And that is just par for the course when it comes to the bumbling detective work Elin does from that point on. I still held on to hope though that there would be some wild twist that would make the seemingly random body count make sense, but no such luck. When all is finally revealed, it felt like an old episode of Scooby-Doo, where the "pesky kids" pull off the disguise and have that jinkies! moment of fake shock at the villain's identity. It was just as corny, as the killer and the motive were weak and just not believable at all. Oh, and then there's an epilogue! I almost forgot to mention that - WTF was that about? If that was intended to be a tease for a sequel, count me out!
Overall, a lame plot, bad characters, and a tired setting made this a 2-star read for me. Many times I end a less-than-stellar review by saying "it might just be me;" but with this one I'm pretty confident stating it's not just me - this just isn't a great book.
For the first twenty chapters or so, I thought this book might be a winner and there was no way the plot could go totally off the rails - then the first body is found and things went downhill faster than Andrew Cuomo's approval rating. By the end, I was thinking maybe I should check myself into a sanatorium for sticking with this book.
Let me set the stage ... An imposing, former-sanatorium-turned-five-star-hotel, high up in the Swiss Alps is the last place that our protagonist, Elin Warner, wants to be. She is on a sort-of hiatus from her job as a UK detective though, so when her estranged brother, Isaac (whom she secretly suspects of killing their brother when they were young), and his fiancée (and Elin's former friend), Laure, invite Elin and her new boyfriend to celebrate their engagement at the hotel, she thinks it will be the perfect occasion to finally confront her brother about the death of their sibling - whatever could possibly go wrong with that plan?! When they arrive, a major winter storm (complete with avalanches, of course) is looming, and Elin immediately feels on edge. When Laure goes missing almost immediately, and the guests start panicking, Elin's detective instincts start to kick in. Then the bodies start piling up - literally - and it's up to Elin to figure out who is doing the killing and why.
Up until that point, my interest was somewhat peaked, and I thought the plot could be setting up for an interesting dynamic, but then Elin finds the first body in the pool. The woman's arms are bound and several of her fingers have been cut off, but Elin still seems confused as to whether it is an accident or not. Only when she finds a sandbag near the body does the lightbulb seem to go off - "Any lingering doubts she has are gone: a sudden, sharp jag of realization hits in her gut. This isn't an accident. She's been killed. This is murder." Seriously?! Because there are so many accidental pool drownings where the victim has missing fingers, and her arms tied behind her back ... And that is just par for the course when it comes to the bumbling detective work Elin does from that point on. I still held on to hope though that there would be some wild twist that would make the seemingly random body count make sense, but no such luck. When all is finally revealed, it felt like an old episode of Scooby-Doo, where the "pesky kids" pull off the disguise and have that jinkies! moment of fake shock at the villain's identity. It was just as corny, as the killer and the motive were weak and just not believable at all. Oh, and then there's an epilogue! I almost forgot to mention that - WTF was that about? If that was intended to be a tease for a sequel, count me out!
Overall, a lame plot, bad characters, and a tired setting made this a 2-star read for me. Many times I end a less-than-stellar review by saying "it might just be me;" but with this one I'm pretty confident stating it's not just me - this just isn't a great book.
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Yes! Finally someone said it! LOL!
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Jayme wrote: "I never liked Oprah’s either! 🤣"
Me either, Jayme! Or Jenna's for that matter. I'm pretty much anti-celebrity book selections! 🤣
Me either, Jayme! Or Jenna's for that matter. I'm pretty much anti-celebrity book selections! 🤣
Michael wrote: "Uh-oh! Looking forward to your review. 🤣"
Oh, it's up now, Michael, and I'm feeling especially snarky today! 🤣
Oh, it's up now, Michael, and I'm feeling especially snarky today! 🤣
My first laugh at a review in a long time .... fingers missing, hand tied, floating in pool .... could this be an accident 😂😂. OMG well done in sticking with it Denise.
Sandra wrote: "My first laugh at a review in a long time .... fingers missing, hand tied, floating in pool .... could this be an accident 😂😂. OMG well done in sticking with it Denise."
Thanks, Sandra! 🤣😂 I re-read that part several times, as I thought I must have read it wrong lol.
Thanks, Sandra! 🤣😂 I re-read that part several times, as I thought I must have read it wrong lol.
Wow! Talk about a terrible detective. Haha! I love your hilarious review, Denise! 💗 I had an Overdrive copy of this but returned it after reading so many bad reviews. Sounds like I made the right choice.
on Reese’s defense, from the 14 books I’ve read from her recommendations, this is the only one that suc*s!! I don’t understand why would she love or recommend it. Makes no sense to me. It’s gonna be hard to trust her ever again.
I love that you compared the big reveal to a Scooby-Doo episode lol That's so accurate! The ending was so anti-climatic and stupid.
Absolutely. I’m becoming more and more convinced reese is being told what to post for book selections because no one person can like that many bad books!
Reese Witherspoon lost all my respect when she drove drunk and then slurred "But don't you know who I am?" to the cop who caught her.
This totally made me laugh. I am starting to think myself that if it’s a Reese book I will just skip it. This is about the third or fourth book from her list that I have read that were average at best.
Just finished this tonight after skipping over the last few pages. I trusted Reese!! 😂😂 Also who was the guy on the train at the end?
I literally have this book in my lap right now. I have it checked out from our local library. I noticed that I need to return it in a week because it is on hold for another anxious reader. I thought I would look on goodreads to see what others are saying about this one before investing anymore time on it. 🥱 Your humorous review took the guess work right out of it for this reader. Thank you! 😂
Boy, am I glad I came to the comments first. Resse's book club choices are the worst! In a Dark Dark Wood by Ruth Ware was very similar to what you described and I went throuples gh all my disappointment from that book again by reading your review.
Oh my goodness! I’ve just finished and put my thoughts on a Facebook group I’m in, and I said the exact same thing about the Scooby doo ending 😂😂
I am glad everyone is confused about the man at the end on the train. Where did that even come from? AND I am glad people think her selections are weak. Some have been good, but others just meh.
Agree wholeheartedly! The end got away from the author. Didn’t want to finish it. I did and felt cheated. Unnecessary murders.
Crystal wrote: "I love that you compared the big reveal to a Scooby-Doo episode lol That's so accurate! The ending was so anti-climatic and stupid."
Thanks, Crystal! 🤣
Thanks, Crystal! 🤣
Vivi wrote: "🤣 I feel the same with the epilogue WTF??"
Right, Vivi?! I am shaking my head over the epilogue ... 🤦♀️
Right, Vivi?! I am shaking my head over the epilogue ... 🤦♀️
Jennifer wrote: "This totally made me laugh. I am starting to think myself that if it’s a Reese book I will just skip it. This is about the third or fourth book from her list that I have read that were average at b..."
Agreed, Jennifer! I feel the same way! 😘
Agreed, Jennifer! I feel the same way! 😘
Toni wrote: "Absolutely. I’m becoming more and more convinced reese is being told what to post for book selections because no one person can like that many bad books!"
I think you're totally onto something, Toni!
I think you're totally onto something, Toni!
Shauna wrote: "I literally have this book in my lap right now. I have it checked out from our local library. I noticed that I need to return it in a week because it is on hold for another anxious reader. I though..."
Thanks, Shauna! 😂 It honestly was so ridiculous, humor was the best way to describe it all.
Thanks, Shauna! 😂 It honestly was so ridiculous, humor was the best way to describe it all.
Mackenzie wrote: "Boy, am I glad I came to the comments first. Resse's book club choices are the worst! In a Dark Dark Wood by Ruth Ware was very similar to what you described and I went throuples gh all my disappoi..."
Thanks, Mackenzie! I'm staying far away from Reese's further book club selections!
Thanks, Mackenzie! I'm staying far away from Reese's further book club selections!
Hayley wrote: "Oh my goodness! I’ve just finished and put my thoughts on a Facebook group I’m in, and I said the exact same thing about the Scooby doo ending 😂😂"
Haha, Hayley! It really is the perfect description! 🤦♀️🤣
Haha, Hayley! It really is the perfect description! 🤦♀️🤣
Kristin wrote: "I am glad everyone is confused about the man at the end on the train. Where did that even come from? AND I am glad people think her selections are weak. Some have been good, but others just meh."
Totally agree, Kristin! I still have no idea wtf was going on with that epilogue?!
Totally agree, Kristin! I still have no idea wtf was going on with that epilogue?!
Angela wrote: "Agree wholeheartedly! The end got away from the author. Didn’t want to finish it. I did and felt cheated. Unnecessary murders."
Perfect way to say it, Angela! Unnecessary murders - and of so many women - it just didn't fit! 🤦♀️
Perfect way to say it, Angela! Unnecessary murders - and of so many women - it just didn't fit! 🤦♀️
Shannon wrote: "🤣🤣🤣 scooby doo is exactly how I described this crap too!"
It really is the perfect description, Shannon! 😂😂
It really is the perfect description, Shannon! 😂😂
Shelby wrote: "I’m only on chapter 7 and I’m not sure if I’m going to make it through this one."
I feel your pain, Shelby! Not that this will come as a shock, but it only goes downhill from that point ... 🙄
I feel your pain, Shelby! Not that this will come as a shock, but it only goes downhill from that point ... 🙄
I just finished - I actually enjoyed most of it but can someone, for the love of god, explain what that epilogue was about?