☘Misericordia☘ ⚡ϟ⚡⛈⚡☁ ❇️❤❣'s Reviews > Two Witches and a Whiskey

Q: “You chose this, Tori. Choice is more powerful than fate.” (c)
Q: “Keanu Reeves just called,” someone said in a mock whisper. “He wants his Matrix outfit back.” (c)

Tori's list of wonderfully unique experiences is getting richer by the minute:
Flown with a dragon? CHECK
Made a darkfae scream like a sissy girl? CHECK
Punched a rogue druid in the nose? CHECK
Thrown a drink on three mages at once? CHECK
Kidnapped by a druid? CHECK
Saved a macho, full-power, light-up-the-room pyromage? Twice? CHECK
Attacked a person with an umbrella? Twice? CHECK (note: the umbrellas have demonstrate 100% morbidity)
Isn't she fun to be around?

And she's amassing cool-ass magical artefacts:
Q: In it were three sorcery artifacts: my Queen of Spades card, stolen from a rogue sorcerer in my first violent mythic encounter; a fat ruby-red crystal on a leather tie, also stolen; and a very illegal spell set in a green crystal that I probably shouldn’t be hanging on to. (c)

A Leviathan is another fantastic add to the collection.

And all the action - lots of fun packed in an easy read. And a lot of satisfaction in the way the wishes keep coming true in this one.

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“I’ll have him disembowel the Yamada mongrel—you know, because that’s how Japanese samurai commit suicide, right?”
Wow. Not only a would-be murderer, but a racist too. (c) That's not racism, that's nationalism. I think I need to start docking points off books where words are used in the wrong meanings.

Twiggy - is my next fav character!
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“Amazing!” I agreed, not entirely sure how to compliment a bunny. (c)
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Dogs could have behavioral issues. Rabbits could have behavioral issues. I’d even say vehicles could have behavioral issues. But not cards. Cards were just cards, end of story. (c)
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“The only guild we haven’t approached is the Grand Grimoire, but I’m sure you understand why we would avoid them.”
I nodded, even though I had not the slightest clue. (c)
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“We send you home on vacation, and you turn around and sign us up for a job. Well played.” (c)
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The pyromage was a walking insurance claim. (c)
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She said it like she expected me to gasp loudly, lay a hand against my forehead, and contemplate fainting on the spot. (c)
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“Tori,” Kai said. “What did you do with my phone?”
I paused, about to pull my jacket off. “Uh … I broke it. Sorry.”
“Broke it? How?”
“I punched Olivia in the face with it.” (c)
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I was going through umbrellas at an alarming rate. (c)
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“That’s fine. Collecting instruments you don’t play just to carry them around the house is perfectly normal.”...
“I thought about collecting pianos instead.” (c)
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“Idleness? Is that how you describe getting bound to a fae lord, battling a rogue guild, and giving MagiPol their worst migraine of the month?” (c)