Snoring Quotes

“Snoring keeps the monsters away.”
― Judy Blume, Fudge-a-Mania

“I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land--every color, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike--all snored in the same language.”
― Malcolm X, The Autobiography of Malcolm X

“Hark, how hard he fetches breath.”
― William Shakespeare, King Henry IV, Part 1

“The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored.”
― David Eddings, Crystal Gorge

“She snores,” Morfyd warned.
“I do no such thing!” Annwyl yelled back.
“Like a bull in rutting season.”
“When we get back to Garbhán Isle…don’t speak to me.”
“Trust me, Annwyl, that will be a pleasure.”
― G.A. Aiken, About a Dragon

“Her blood-curdling snoring, with its gargling and squawking and its terrifying pauses is like the sound the devil might make if he were alternately relishing and strangling on a pound of human flesh.”
― Bailey White, Mama Makes Up Her Mind and Other Dangers of Southern Living

“Mari managed to fall asleep now and then, only to awaken with a start of fear that she had been making noise. "Do I snore when I'm sleeping?"she finally whispered to Alain.
He didn't answer.
"Alain? Are you awake?"
"Yes," he's reply finally came. "I just do not know which answer would be right."
"Just tell me!"
"Sometimes."
"Sometimes?" Mari moved her eyes enough to glance at Alain. "Loud or soft?"
"Sometimes."
"Does it ever bother you?"
Alain hesitated again. "Sometimes."
"Are you going to give me any plain yes or no answers to this?"
"Not if I can avoid doing so," he replied.”
― Jack Campbell, The Hidden Masters of Marandur

“I didn’t mean to snore in your ear, but I wanted to inhale all of what was wrapped up in the comforter with me.”
― Darnell Lamont Walker, Book of She

“Sleep in my arms like a little cat; I love your snoring and your smell.”
― M.F. Moonzajer, A moment with God ; Poetry

“Life is too short for one to stay indoors, watch TV, doze off, and snore.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson, Song of a Nature Lover

“I think that's how you know you love someone when you find their snoring endearing that they are peacefully having a good sleep instead of feeling annoyed.”
― Nitya Prakash

“I have heard men snore till I was really afraid they would choke, but as for acknowledging that they had been asleep—never!”
― Roald Amundsen, The South Pole

“Ignoring snoring can be boring and annoying. But the noise of snoring is serenade compared to the silence of cheating.”
― Vincent Okay Nwachukwu, Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

“Granny Weatherwax had a primal snore. It had never been tamed. No one had ever had to sleep next to it, to curb its wilder excesses by means of a kick, a prod in the small of the back, or a pillow used as a bludgeon. It had had years in a lonely bedroom to perfect the knark, the graaah, and the gnoc, gnoc, gnoc unimpeded by the nudges, jabs, and occasional attempts at murder that usually moderate the snore impulse over time”
― Terry Practhett

“Byd Manden paa samme Nadvær til Giæst,
Jeg veed dog du hannem behagelig est,
Saa lærr I sammen at snorke.
Du snuser, hand tygger, saa lever i toe,
Som Tiggere begge, med hiertelig Roe,
Og ingen kan anden beskylde.”
― Petter Dass, The Trumpet of Nordland

“In North Pittman is a particularly striking theology. There, one church memorably teaches that if all the trains were to be still, together, for one moment, if there were no rails percussing the iron road, all human life would wink instantly out. Because such noises are the snoring, the sleep-breathing of a railsea world, & it is the rails that dream us. We do not dream the rails.”
― China Miéville, Railsea

“Worrying or ignoring snoring can be boring and annoying.”
― Vincent Okay Nwachukwu, Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

“May snoring not put asunder what you’ve said ‘I do’ to.”
― Vincent Okay Nwachukwu, Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

“Love, is letting your loved one’s snoring become your love song.”
― Vincent Okay Nwachukwu

“Sound sleep is the precursor of snoring.”
― Vincent Okay Nwachukwu, Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

“While you lay dreaming,
I hear you sleep,
and slowly start counting
little lost sheep.
But I'd rather you snore,
than be no more!”
― Adiela Akoo, Lost in a Quatrain

“If only I had access to all of the lumber my cousin sawed at night, I could build my own cabin free from the distressing sound.”
― Daniel Thorman, Mayhem at the Mill

“Our sleeping hours are our most vulnerable time. Mouths open, drool spilling, involuntary farting, eyeballs darting under eyelids in the most disconcerting way. Then there's snoring. The horn blast of an ocean liner is nothing compared with me. Our sleeping selves are the opposite of what we wish people to see. Stay awake and stay in control.”
― Fleur Anderson, On Sleep

“His snoring, the mild sound of Chewbacca, echoed in the back of her mind.”
― Soroosh Shahrivar, Tajrish

“The first night I spent in Patrick's room, with the windows rattling against the icy air, I lay on the floor at one end of his room, where the sound of my teeth chattering filled the gaps between the haunting wails of blistering gusts of wind that tambourined while finding their way around thin panes of glass moving in heavy wooden frames, and I happily listened to the steady rise and fall of him slowly snoring at the other end.”
― T Lilly, An Immovable Object