Grease Quotes

“They saw me. Milton's smile curled off his face like unsticky tape. And I knew immediately, I was a boy band, a boondoggle, born fool. He was going to pull a Danny Zuko in Grease when Sandy says hello to him in front of the T-Birds, a Mrs. Robinson when she tells Elaine she didn't seduce Benjamin, a Daisy when she chooses Tom with the disposition of a sour kiwi over Gatsby, a self-made man, a man engorged with dreams, who didn't mind throwing a pile of shirts around a room if he wanted too.

My heart landslided. My legs earthquaked.”
― Marisha Pessl, Special Topics in Calamity Physics

“In all seriousness, Archer claims that if you, as a living, alive person, hear the song "You're the One That I Want" from the musical Grease three times in a single day - seemingly by accident, whether in an elevator, on a radio, a telephone hold button, or whatever - it indicates that you'll surely die before sunset.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Damned

“Leon had attached himself to me in Chicago like a fat, brat-and-beer-filled tick; I was amazed that someone whose blood was clearly half pork grease had made it to age seventy-five.”
― John Scalzi, Old Man's War

“Salt! Salt! And grease! Greee-suh!”Ax”
― Katherine Applegate

“Pork and chicken grease, the aromatics of choice for the Cajun.”
― Ken Wheaton, Sweet as Cane, Salty as Tears

“One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“His successor was a tall, lanky youth, who with his pallid complexion and huge red hands had the air of a simpleton. He was punctual at least, arriving at six o'clock on the dot, but his uncleanliness was revolting: he was dressed in kitchen rags stiff with grease and dirt, his cheeks were smeared with flour and soot, and from his unwiped nose two rivulets of green snot streamed around his mouth.”
― Joris-Karl Huysmans, Downstream

“It so happened I was barefoot, as was often the case, and had pants on which had grown too short over time. Suddenly he looked up at me from his work and said: "Would you like to have your feet greased?" I had always held the man to be a great marvel and felt honoured by his familiarity and so stretched both my feet out to him. He dipped his spoon into the bung-hole, brought it over and drew a long streak down each of my feet. The liquid spread out nicely over the skin, had an exceptionally clear, golden brown colour and wafted its pleasent resinous odour up to me. It gradually spread across and down the curves of my feet.”
― Adalbert Stifter, Tales of Old Vienna and Other Prose

“The films of Saturday Night Fever and Grease were all the rage and I’ll admit, I went to see Grease at the local ABC Cinema with a few of my mates. You’d be surprised at how many so-called ‘hard’ lads that would be stood in the queue waiting to see Grease.”
― Stephen Richards, Born to Fight: The True Story of Richy Crazy Horse Horsley

“Nice girl. Wears too much makeup."
"Most chicks hate her."
"Most chicks wish they looked like her. And they wish they had her money and boyfriend."
I stop and regard her in disgust. "Burro Face?"
"Oh, please, Alex. Colin Adams is cute, he's the captain of the football team and Fairfield's hero. You're like Danny Zuko in Grease. You smoke, you're in a gang, and you've dated the hottest bad girls around. Brittany is like Sandy ... a Sandy who'll never show up to school in a black leather jacket with a ciggie hangin' from her mouth. Give up the fantasy.”
― Simone Elkeles, Perfect Chemistry

“Turn the cheek, and do not let the reeking misfortunes of others, entangle or root you in place.

Turn the cheek, and focus on thy journey.

Turning [around] only when [and if] we're able to heal or tend to those misfortunes.”
― Monaristw