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102 pages, ebook
First published October 22, 2017
'Daddy doesn’t have much fun because he’s so worried about his business and all his employees and taking care of me all by himself. Grammie says it’s not easy for a man alone. Aunt Rosie says a little girl needs a mother.'So American in a bad way. How is it that great if you keep describing the homeless and how poor you are?
'if she [dad's new wife] could be a great cook, that would be awesome. Daddy and I like to eat. A lot. But, between you and me, he’s not too good at cooking'
'Broke and lonely in Seattle. Never mind that, scroogy-scrooge. She must do her civic duty without complaint. It was the least she could do to live in this great country.'
“Morgan’s what you might describe as a handful. She’s sweet and well-behaved, for the most part, but she’s a little energetic and way too smart. I swear, she never stops talking. I always thought girls were supposed to be gentle creatures. She’s more like an exuberant puppy."*sigh* You're going to make me say it? How heteronormative of you to only think of straight couples getting married.
'“I love weddings.” “Really?” “Every moment of them. I would never get tired of seeing a beautiful bride walk down the aisle toward her groom.”'
'“I thought you were newlyweds.” No ring on this finger, lady. Whatever would give her that idea?'For someone religious who has premarital sex, you seem to forget wearing rings isn't obligatory for the married.
'She’d like to give him too much wine and do a lot of things with him.'You mean, take away his ability to consent?
'a man rang the Salvation Army bell. Seven reached into her pocket and dropped some coins inside.'The Anti-LGBTQ organisation who kicks trans people in need back to the street?
'“I thought women were supposed to be able to talk and text at the same time,” he said'So you are saying all little girls are the same? Instead of individuals with different tastes? I'm assuming you liked both dolls and cars like me, then. Drawing, painting and playing with wet dirt. Etc etc etc...
'Rena chuckled as she grabbed the last piece of toast. “I know what girls like because I was one.”'