Kelly Fox > Quotes

“It’s not just because he’s beautiful, it’s the way he’s beautiful. I call him my raven because he’s dark in spirit, yet iridescent. People who have never been broken could never be this kind of beautiful.”
― Kelly Fox, Surrender

“Vulnerable people, like vulnerable animals, teach us kindness and the importance of listening.”
― Kelly Fox, Goodnight

“You know you just gave that man your account name to try and lure him into homosexuality. Why yes, yes I did. This is the gay agenda, after all.”
― Kelly Fox, Goodnight

“I plan on drinking until walking becomes an adventure.”
― Kelly Fox, Attraction

“Well, welcome to the Wrecked family, Elijah. We’re rarely straight or entirely sane, but we do take care of our own. So, you’ll fit right in.”
― Kelly Fox, Sanctuary

“And that’s not going to happen if all we hire and keep are deadbeat assholes whose crowning achievement is that they managed not to get themselves dead.”
― Kelly Fox, Sanctuary

“My cock wants to play, but at my age, that’d take pharmaceutical intervention and more time than we have this morning.”
― Kelly Fox, The Sheriff's Troublemaker

“the dewy petrichor of the woods that surround us. We”
― Kelly Fox, Full Contact

“Besides, you should be happy for me. I came so hard I nearly blinded him.” “Are you trying to traumatize me?” “Hey, I drove all the way out to the sticks to be here with you. You're welcome, by the way. I think a couple of friendly bro-jobs between cowboys isn't too much to ask.” “Literally could’ve gone”
― Kelly Fox, Sparrow

“Winner winner, chicken dinner. Wolfe definitely wants to see my penis.”
― Kelly Fox, Extradition

“You are aware that you're about to get on an animal that wants to yeet you into the sun on purpose, right?”
― Kelly Fox, Sparrow

“Grief. Deep and wide in such a small body.”
― Kelly Fox, Warwick

“I think I look like an Arab Howdy Doody, and I can’t tell if that’s a good or bad thing.”
― Kelly Fox, Hard Target

“His little hitching breath says he’s all hat and no cattle, but we are on an”
― Kelly Fox, Hard Target

“More than the fucked-up situation with Desi, now I’m just jealous of a place that doesn't smell like horse shit. There are too many conflicting emotions, a situation that clearly requires more beer.”
― Kelly Fox, Navarro

“Oh goody,” Hopper says, his giddiness transferring across the line. “Anders is hilarious.”
― Kelly Fox, Protection

“but my father always reasoned that adult caskets only send a one-time message, whereas a single child-”
― Kelly Fox, Extradition

“I am doing no such thing, Joe. I’m keeping things running on time and on schedule. You two can whip your cocks out later.”
― Kelly Fox, Extradition

“You are the one thing I cannot buy, Joe. And because I know you will never take advantage of my wealth, it makes me want to be generous with it. So please, shush, and let me do nice things for you.”
― Kelly Fox, Extradition

“You know who was a real son of a bitch? John Hancock.”
― Kelly Fox, Sanctuary

“Somehow, this has turned into the world’s deadliest couples retreat,” Charlie cracks.”
― Kelly Fox, Protection

“To Covid: Seriously, fuck you. To the Delta variant: With a cactus.”
― Kelly Fox, Summer Makeover

“Somebody send a plumber. I’m sure my brain just went down the fucking drain on that one. Holy. Fuck.”
― Kelly Fox, Hard Target

“wondered if that was the day I’d snap and either kill or fuck Rolando Martinez in front of the entire school.”
― Kelly Fox, Shameless

“Took down that bastard billionaire fuck, though, didn’t he? Bookies are making bank on how low his stock will go.”
― Kelly Fox, Extradition

“Low blow. Because I’m short. And then blow jobs… You know what? If you have to explain it, the joke has really fallen flat.”
― Kelly Fox, Hard Target

“I’m not a religious man, but God, do I want to worship at the altar of his ass.”
― Kelly Fox, Extradition

“And hey, if you can still get laid despite having witnessed the signing of our constitution, then more power to you.”
― Kelly Fox, Sanctuary

“After a couple of painful experiences, I’ve had to enact a blow jobs-before-backdoor rule for all of my beautiful fuck buddies here in the sandbox.”
― Kelly Fox, Shameless

“feel as if I’ve been stuffed like one of those beer can chickens.”
― Kelly Fox, Candy