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Fantasy Humor

Read Dreadful

Read Dreadful by Caitlin Rozakis

A sharp-witted, high fantasy farce featuring killer moat squid, toxic masculinity, evil wizards and a garlic festival – all at once. Perfect for fans of T. Kingfisher, K. J. Parker and Travis Baldree.

It’s bad enough waking up in a half-destroyed evil wizard’s workshop with no eyebrows, no memories, and no idea how long you have before the Dread Lord Whomever shows up to murder you horribly and then turn your skull into a goblet or something.

It’s a lot worse when you realize that Dread Lord Whomever is… you.

Gav isn’t really sure how he ended up with a castle full of goblins, or why he has a princess locked in a cell. All he can do is play along with his own evil plan in hopes of getting his memories back before he gets himself killed.

But as he realizes that nothing – from the incredibly tasteless cloak adorned with flames to the aforementioned princess – is quite what it seems, Gav must face up to all the things the Dread Lord Gavrax has done. And he’ll have to answer the hardest question of all – who does he want to be?

A high fantasy farce featuring killer moat squid, toxic masculinity, an evil wizard convocation, and a garlic festival. All at once. Dread Lord Gavrax has had better weeks.

Really enjoyed this. Fun and unexpected, with some fair critique of sexism and heroism. T. Kingfisher is a great comparison for vibes, especially the Paladin series.

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Fantasy Romance

Read A Duet with the Siren Duke

Read A Duet with the Siren Duke by Elise Kova

She sold her soul to a siren and now he’s come to collect.

Victoria risks everything to leave a dangerous marriage and gain a second chance at life. But when her escape goes awry, she finds herself caught in the strong embrace of a mysterious siren, forced to choose: temporary salvation or immediate death.

And so, a cursed deal is struck.

Five years later, Victoria is alive—and the world’s finest ship captain. But her debt to the siren looms while her conniving ex has demanded a king’s ransom as the final price of her freedom. Victoria refuses to cause her family to suffer any more on her behalf, and is determined to make things right before her time is up. But that time is cut short.

The siren comes for her. Six months early.

Taken to the magical and deadly Eversea, home of the sirens, Victoria discovers she’s the sacrifice upon which all sirens pin their hopes. If they want to appease an angry god and save a world on the brink of destruction, then they need her. Which gives her the perfect leverage.

Victoria strikes a new bargain: the Siren Duke will help save her family, and she’ll fulfill his demands. It’s a good bargain until a flicker of passion ignites in the scarred remnants of Victoria’s heart, threatening all she’s worked for. As the sacrifice for the God of Death, she’s meant to give up everything that draws her to the world of the living. But that’s impossible when all she can think about is how this handsome siren’s song, and his hands, make her feel very much alive.

In a realm of ancient magic, submerged secrets, and forgotten gods, can love find a place among shattered hearts as they race against time and the blossoming of forbidden desires? Or will the delicate songs of their hearts be silenced once and for all?

I really disliked the ending, which was not enough of an HEA for me. The beginning started strong, but the story felt drawn out. I wanted the hero to act out sooner, or the heroine to fight her fate more once she started having doubts. The heroine seemed pretty cool if overly self reliant and critical at the start, but the plot doesn’t give her an opportunity to use her skills, only plays on her excessively strong sense of obligation and responsibility. Unfortunately, that isn’t overcome at the end, but instead a feature of the ending.

This was very slow burn, drawing on the forbidden romance angle, except it didn’t feel that angsty. At the beginning the heroine was obsessed with caring for her family but she didn’t seem to think of them at all during the conclusion.

The singing magic was neat and it was interesting to have an entire society of people using sign language. I wish the geography of the world had been a bit clearer, especially underwater, since there was a lot of traveling. This stuffed in a lot of world building linking the other books in the series together, but it’s been too long since I read them so it didn’t mean much to me.