People are still kissing their kids on the lips

theproblematicblogger:

angelicguy:

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So I found this reddit post after my brother told me Jason Alexander is a professional poker player. And I couldn’t believe it because it sounds so outlandish right. But I found this fucked up website

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Which had the clip where this occurred. These were all recorded and uploaded in 2005, I don’t think it’s available on any streaming service or anything. So here you go. Jason Alexander crying like a baby to make a woman lactate, in order to win a charity poker game

Jason had the heart of a champion. He had to do it to win money for those hungry kids. If you have breasts, just know they can be turned into your greatest enemy at any time so that a Sudanese child can have breakfast.