Absolutely Not

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Absolutely Not Podcast

"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

  1. 1 DAY AGO

    "Diarrhea Mommy" with Iliza Shlesinger

    On this episode, Heather is joined by the amazing Iliza Shlesinger. Iliza starts by sharing some sage advice on being a new mom on the grind, trusting your gut and how sometimes you “just f***ing do it”. Then, they get into everything from what NOT to say (or do) when you meet your favorite comedian at a show to the lore behind our the iconic, “Tiramisu bitch!”. And it’s only right they top it off by tag teaming the Absolutely Not-Line to solve some of the funniest voicemails we’ve heard yet. Episode Sponsors: For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT. Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Visit creamcheese.com for recipe inspiration and so you can start adding Philadelphia to your recipes at home!  Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to joinbilt.com/ABSOLUTELY.  Exclusively for Absolutely Not listeners, Doll 10 Beauty is offering 20% off your order. Visit www.doll10.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout. Head over to Addyi’s website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you. Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 11m

  2. 11 SEPT

    Tits Out on Deck with Becky Robinson

    On this episode, Heather welcomes Becky Robinson back to the pod! They chat about how they met and came up in comedy, Becky’s dating life, preventative body scans and her love of nicotine packs. Becky will be one of the fabulous comedians on the Absolutely Knot Cruise. They chat how insane it will be and what you will need to prepare to be tits out on deck.  Episode Sponsors: Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self. Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. You can go to goodr.com/ABSOLUTELY and use code ABSOLUTELY for free shipping. Visit creamcheese.com for recipe inspiration and so you can start adding Philadelphia to your recipes at home!  Head over to Addyi’s website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you. Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 14m

  3. 4 SEPT

    Fudgy Kid

    On this episode, Heather chats about her wild weekend in Oxford. She was back on stage slinging jokes as well as back in The Grove, celebrating an Ole Miss win. It was a very full week filled with a lot of memories, friends and drinks at the greatest bar in American, The Library. She responds to her voicemails that range from chair choices to wedding choices. Episode Sponsors: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.  Philadelphia makes everything creamier. Visit creamcheese.com for recipe inspiration and so you can start adding Philadelphia to your recipes at home! Exclusively for Absolutely Not listeners, Doll 10 Beauty is offering 20% off your order. Visit www.doll10.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.  Get the Rakuten app NOW and join the 17 million members who are already saving! Cash Back rates change daily, see Rakuten.com for details. Find your new uniform at jennikayne.com. Our listeners get 15% off your first order when you use code ABSOLUTELY15 at checkout.  Head over to Addyi’s website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you. Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 14m

  4. 30 AUG

    Filth with Steph Tolev

    On this wild bonus episode, Heather has Steph Tolev in the ATL studio. Steph and Heather chat what it feels like to be a woman in comedy, what the trolls say in the DMs and their favorite (and not so favorite) celebrity encounters. Heather is extra excited to have her on the pod because you *might* be seeing this extremely funny friend on a certain upcoming floating vessel!  Sponsors: Get 15% off your first order when you use code ABSOLUTELY15 at checkout at jennikayne.com Head over to Addyi’s website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self. Visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELY or use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 10% off your next purchase. Go to Ro.com/absolutely. Memberships start at just $99 for your first month. Medication costs are separate. To explore coverage, visit ASPCAPetInsurance.com/ABSOLUTELY. Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 12m

  5. 28 AUG

    Another Woman’s Win

    On this episode, Heather chats about the brain fog and ADHD that she has been tackling. After much debating, she doesn’t take a loose Adderall, but using some other tricks she learned from book she bought off TikTok shop. She talks about high school reunions and how excited she is to be back on stage at Ole Miss this week. The voicemails come in about ex’s, how we need to celebrate other women winning and her family’s dead animals.  Episode Sponsors: Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self. Shop the SKIMS Soft Lounge Collection at SKIMS.com. Now available in sizes XXS - 4X. If you want to upgrade your restroom ritual, you can grab Goodwipes at Target, Walmart, Kroger, and most local grocery stores! Just head to the toilet paper aisle and look for the bright aqua, rose, and emerald packages. Visit creamcheese.com for recipe inspiration and so you can start adding Philadelphia to your recipes at home!  Exclusively for Absolutely Not listeners, Doll 10 Beauty is offering 20% off your order. Visit www.doll10.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout. Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 9m

  6. 21 AUG

    Boots in Cahoots

    On this episode, Heather is back from London with her Era’s tour recap as well as a new conspiracy theory about pharmacies in the UK airports. She chats about Taylor’s insane performance, her unforgettable fans as well as a run in with another HUGE celeb during lunch. Did she absolutely not herself with a Tik Tok she made? Everyone relax! She then takes voicemails from you all and gives her unhinged opinions. Episode Sponsors: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.  Contact your local SERVPRO today by visiting SERVPRO.com or call 1-800-SERVPRO.  Visit creamcheese.com for recipe inspiration and so you can start adding Philadelphia to your recipes at home! Treat yourself to the best bras on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY. Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get FREE shipping! Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to JoinBilt.com/ABSOLUTELY Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 19m

  7. 14 AUG

    Very Demure on Virgin Atlantic

    On this episode, Heather talks about the anxieties her next flight is bringing to the surface. We all remember Ovaries on a Plane, and Heather is back on the same VA flight but this time to see Taylor Swift in London. She has not received her seat assignment so fingers crossed she gets a different seat than the last time. She takes voicemails from listeners who have been locked up in Portugal and others who are getting messages from their ex’s dog’s instagram, but it is one question that strikes Heather and brings up fond memories of her Dad, and her queen Joan Rivers. Episode Sponsors: Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT. Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get FREE shipping! Visit creamcheese.com for recipe inspiration and so you can start adding Philadelphia to your recipes at home! Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 20m

  8. 7 AUG

    Q3 Hard Pivot

    On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after a few weeks away in New York and LA. After receiving some unexpected news, she is determined to take on the rest of the year as well as some voicemails from y’all!  Episode Sponsors: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY. Get the Rakuten app NOW and join the 17 million members who are already saving! Cash Back rates change daily, see Rakuten.com for details. Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get FREE shipping! Philadelphia makes everything creamier. Visit creamcheese.com for recipe inspiration and so you can start adding Philadelphia to your recipes at home!  Head over to Addyi’s website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you. You can go to goodr.com/ABSOLUTELY and use code ABSOLUTELY for free shipping. Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 4m
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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

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