sausage
There's actually a reason hot dogs and buns aren't sold in the same number
The brat's in the cradle? Unfortunately for hot-dog lovers, the sausage-to-roll ratio is skewed heavily in the bread's favor.
Here's how soaring sausage sales could indicate economic turmoil
"People at the end of the day are trading down right now," Kelly Lester, a policy analyst for the Center for Food, Power & Life at the John Locke Foundation...
Brides are burying raw sausages in the ground before saying 'I do' — here’s the bizarre reason why
They’re hoping for the best, but preparing for the wurst.
Israeli diplomat's son beaten in jail over sausage debate — a month after striking Florida cop on motorcycle
While waiting in a holding cell at the jail, Gil was engaged in a bizarre discussion about sausages with another inmate, Blake Elvis Ermus, 32, when the teen was attacked.
King Charles III takes coronation oath with 'sausage fingers' on the Bible
"I name you King Sausage Fingers the first… #Coronation," one snarky royal watcher posted on Twitter.
King Charles fans have ‘sausage finger’ sandwiches on their coronation menu
"Pretty sure it's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. He even has a ring on one of his sausage fingers!" a Twitter user bragged.
I’m a doctor — this is why King Charles has ‘sausage fingers’
King Charles' "sausage fingers" have become infamous, and many have wondered why they're like that.
Butcher trolls King Charles by selling 'sausage fingers': 'I'm going to hell'
This butcher makes a mean "Chuck roast."
Vegetarian 'traumatized' as boyfriend's sausage sprouts pig snout, ears
A UK vegetarian was horrified after her boyfriend's sausage seemingly transformed into a pig.
K9 sniffs out 88 lbs illegal sausage at Newark airport
A very good K9 sniffed out 88 pounds of illegal sausage at Newark Liberty International Airport, officials announced Monday. The expert beagle, named Kody, was examining luggage coming in from...
Russia's 'Sausage King' killed with crossbow in surprise sauna attack
A Russian oligarch nicknamed the “Sausage King” was killed by a crossbow Monday when two masked men attacked the meat magnate and a woman in a sauna at his countryside...
Boy who has eaten nothing but sausages his whole life has been cured
His mother credit hypnosis with his breakthrough.
Sausage smackdown! Man beaten with a huge piece of meat
This guy took the "meating" of a lifetime. A sausage-wielding grocery store customer in Vasylkiv, Ukraine, attacked an employee after being denied a purchase of alcohol before 9 a.m. due...
Jimmy Dean rewarding fans with sausage-scented wrapping paper
This year, give the gift of sausage-scented wrapping paper. For the second year in a row, Jimmy Dean is promoting a holiday-themed Recipe Gift Exchange, which is sort of like...
'That's not very nice!': Girl swears off meat after learning where it comes from
Little Erin may have been excited for dinner, but her hunger quickly faded after asking her dad how her sausages were made. "We turn the pigs into sausages — the...
Jimmy Dean recalls sausage links after customers find metal
CTI Foods is recalling 14 tons of its frozen Jimmy Dean Heat ’n Serve Original Sausage Links because they may contain pieces of metal. The privately owned Owingsville, Kentucky, company...
22-year-old brat arrested for attacking mom with sausages
This son is the würst! Police in Florida arrested a hungry 22-year-old jerk who pelted his mom with sausages because she accidentally bumped into him while making his dinner. Hermes...
Vet forced to sever own arm after getting it stuck in meat grinder
JAMESTOWN, N.D. — A 69-year-old Vietnam vet who lost a hand after it got stuck in a meat mixer while he was making sausage at his North Dakota home says...
Firefighters who saved piglets get them back as 'thank you' sausage
A litter of adorable piglets were rescued from a barn fire — only to be slaughtered and turned into “fantastic” sausages as a gift to the firefighters who saved them....
Raining sausages wake up sleeping family
A South Florida family is frankly puzzled after 15 pounds of Italian sausage fell from the sky and landed on their home "It was like thunder, and it awakened me...