Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★½ Rewatched 19 Sep 2024

  If I lived in Gotham City, I would open a store that sold umbrellas. That seems like a market that is underserved.

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  Anaconda 1997

  ★★★½ Rewatched 18 Sep 2024

  Whoever your favorite comedian is, whoever you think is the funniest person in movies, they have nothing — NOTHING! — on Jon Voight, his face contorted into a lizard man sneer, nonchalantly announcing “eh, he gonna be all right” half a second after he’s shoved a dirty drinking straw into Eric Stoltz’s neck because he got stung in the mouth by a gigantic poisoned wasp.

Popular reviews

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  Parasite 2019

  Watched 09 Oct 2019 48

  Another Bong hit.

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  Lady Bird 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Feb 2018 9

  Two names. Two boyfriends. Two best friends. Two semesters. Two school plays. Two dances. Two parties. Two distinct relationships with her parents. Two potential colleges. Two churches. And a hundred million kajillion tears for the scene at the airport.