Rites Quotes

“The ego is a mean mechanism which mobilizes the absolute strongest rationalization traps in order to preserve itself.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“I thought that was a really childish idea. So I did it.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“Traveling equals having experiences which translate into more opportunities for exposing incorrect ideas about life.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“While aloofness might fascinate others and makes them respect you, it will never allow for intimacy and profound relationships.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“He had to witness how a ginger German with a v-neck that almost went as low as his navel drew all the attention to himself.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“Facing different options, you must always choose the one that makes you most uncomfortable, the one that creates a tingling feeling of excitement inside your body.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“I’ve always had a bit of a feminine aura, but I don’t mind. Russell Brand has one, too.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“I didn't know who I was any longer, so I just was.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“When it started to climb between my legs, my balls and its claws only separated by a thin blanket, I sincerely considered throwing it (the cat, not my member) out of the window.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“My dick’s wisdom impeded my ability to have meaningless intercourse.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“Be patient and be yourself. Unbelievable that I needed to consume weeks worth of books and seminars to learn that.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“Obnoxiousness had covered up my insecurities.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“If that was the last event of the night, it would have made a terrible ending. It was just the beginning, though.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“Even though I approached girls relentlessly, I wasn't really approachable myself.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“As long as they don’t harm the environment, pay taxes, and don't do it in my bed, it’s none of my business.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“If you have to push yourself to do it, should you be doing it in the first place? That was a question I never dared to asked myself.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“Caught in a terrible cycle, I was thinking about what I thought about my own thoughts, so I went to the bar where I got myself a glass of water.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“We were both having a laugh attack, so the main challenge became to avoid falling into our own excrements.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.)”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites

“I, a half naked German, was about to be discovered by her cruel Viking dad in his own bedroom, having smudged his daughter just hours ago. Full of gratitude I contemplated that I would at least not die a virgin.”
― David Eschenlohr, Rites