And That’s Why I’m Single Quotes
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“Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..'
I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“Friends might lose touch but never lose feelings”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“Manners without sincerity, is called polite society”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“Who enjoys life more? Well to start with, definitely the Living”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“I've always been a poor sport and a sore loser...any other behavior might encourage a repeat performance”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“When she says 'I've never done this before" she just means with you”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“If you're stuck in the past, you go forward in reverse”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“A watched pot never boils.... but it does develop paranoia”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“Trying to balance chivalry with equality, I always open a door for a Lady...then stick my foot out”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“I hate cutting my wrists while shaving”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“If you're going to walk down the aisle together, best to go single file”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“What I lack in brilliance, I more than make up for in glitter”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“If positivity is not your mindset, then reset”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“Never borrow trouble, the payback's a bitch”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“It's not that I'm ahead of my time, it's more that the world is running late”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“Revenge is a dish best served in something microwaveable”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“Don't ever mistake silence for ignorance, when it is obviously stupidity”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“You're only given as much as you can handle, before going back for seconds”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single