Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic Quotes

“Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Envy is for people who don’t have the self-esteem to be jealous.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“I just wanted the rain to come so I could help grow something. But I became a part of so much more” – a grain of dirt after a mudslide.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“I shed a tear when I meet somebody who always quits. Reliable people are so rare in this world.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on prime-time networks, but not nearly enough cable television on public programming.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Artists are the serfs of a leisure society.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“I threw an etiquette party and served nothing but beans and sparkling water. The topic of conversation was ‘excuse me’.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“The only way to be completely self-consistent is to be constantly uttering paradoxes.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Use condoms; it’s wise not to gamble with your children's future.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“I don’t read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Just relax. Everyone around you is working too hard.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“An empty skull is the vanitas symbol of modern education.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“If you want to change the world, just change yourself. The world needs traitors.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“When nobody practices what they strongly believe in, that day will be a triumph of prudence.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Spending one’s last moments prostrated before the toilet is the supreme act of repentance. It allows one to relieve a heavy inner burden.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Frogs. We all want their long tongues and jumping power, but aspiring superheroes rarely consider the benefits of growing up as sperm.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Cannibal: epicures who abstain from alcohol and tobacco. As moral guides, they are underutilized in the police forces of modern societies.  ”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“We need to save the forests. I have a big warehouse we can store them in.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Without humor, we’d all be what we’re laughing at. Without arrogance, we’d be humiliated to admit we already are.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Self-awareness of one’s faults, far from being the first step to growth, is very often the second foot in the mud.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Flatterers should be mistrusted, especially when they praise the dead. To seek a place in society is self-serving, but to seek one in history affects everyone.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic