Fernanda Del Moral

“Like me, Jamie has two speeds: horny and asleep.”
― Sarina Bowen, Him

“I don’t think I’ll ever forget the day Pat walked into the gym and found us—me, flat on my stomach with Jamie’s knee digging into the back of my neck, while I yelled “Ballsack!” over and over again.”
― Sarina Bowen, Him

“Wes spares the couch a single glance. "Dude, my couch is wearing a condom.”
― Sarina Bowen

“But here's the thing about family,Ryan...blood doesn't mean sh*t. You just need to surround yourself with people who do love you, and they become your family.”
― Sarina Bowen