Maggie

“life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep. Therefore, that which we call civilization is merely the accumulated debris of a chilling number of bad nights.”
― Fran Lebowitz, The Fran Lebowitz Reader

“To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land—I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.”
― Fran Lebowitz, The Fran Lebowitz Reader

“If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract—teach him to deduct.”
― Fran Lebowitz, The Fran Lebowitz Reader

“A great many people in Los Angeles are on special diets that restrict their intake of synthetic foods. The reason for this appears to be a widely held belief that organically grown fruits and vegetables make the cocaine work faster.”
― Fran Lebowitz, The Fran Lebowitz Reader