Heterosexuals Quotes (5 quotes)

“Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men.”
― Steve Kluger, My Most Excellent Year

tags: heterosexuals, men, romance

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“That men of this kind despise women, though a not uncommon belief, is one which hardly appears to be justified. Indeed, though naturally not inclined to 'fall in love' in this direction, such men are by their nature drawn rather near to women, and it would seem that they often feel a singular appreciation and understanding of the emotional needs and destinies of the other sex, leading in many cases to a genuine though what is called 'Platonic' friendship. There is little doubt that they are often instinctively sought after by women, who, without suspecting the real cause, are conscious of a sympathetic chord in the homogenic which they miss in the normal man.”
― Edward Carpenter, The Intermediate Sex: A Study Of Some Transitional Types Of Men And Women

tags: fag-hags, friendship, gay-men, heterosexuals, homosexuality, love, men, misogyny, platonic-love, women

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“When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich man who seems poor.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Use and Misuse of Children

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“To this day, the behavior of straight men is something I’ve never been able to wrap my head around. Have you ever met one? They’re really weird. Sometimes they want to have sex without A Chorus Line playing in the background. Yuck. How is that even possible?”
― Kathy Griffin, Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin

tags: gays, heterosexuals, humor

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“The amusing thing about porn is that often the best heterosexual females are in fact lesbians, and the best lesbians are heterosexuals. That should tell us something about the acting abilities of females.”
― Jack Freestone

tags: acting, actress, blue-movies, heterosexuals, lesbians, porn, pornography, sex, sexuality, yellow-movies

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