Dildo Quotes
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“This signior is sound, safe, ready, and dumb
As ever was candle, carrot, or thumb;
Then away with these nasty devices, and show
How you rate the just merits of Signior Dildo.”
― The Complete Poems
As ever was candle, carrot, or thumb;
Then away with these nasty devices, and show
How you rate the just merits of Signior Dildo.”
― The Complete Poems
“A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.”
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.”
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“At worst, she kept him around so he could make her feel better when she needed it, a winning combination of a pet and a dildo.”
― The Making of Zombie Wars
― The Making of Zombie Wars
“Tiger resists. "WAIT. We're ALL friends HERE. What is it you wanna talk about? SEX? The new DILDO my mom bought me? Or the HAIR on my sister's ASS-”
― Uninhibited From Lust To Love
― Uninhibited From Lust To Love
“The dildo is long and elegant, a classic old school moon-rocket, complete with four stabilising fins at the bottom. Each fin controls a different haptic field. A silver pussy-rocket printed to the dimensions of her vagina and vulva. Not a penis. Never a penis. Ariel Corta has never allowed a penis inside her.”
― New Moon
― New Moon
“He pulled out what he thought he would find there, a dildo, though Bradley frowned, genuinely surprised. He sat back down and looked up at Pete, sure that Pete had made some kind of mistake, because it wasn’t a dildo, but a hand mixer.”
― Corrupted
― Corrupted
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