“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.
I wish they sold jam in smaller pots. I get a desire for jam and toast every few months and will eat it for breakfast for a week or something then the jar sits in the fridge until it goes off.
I...i'm from the midwest too bitch. I literally only followed you for culture. and I romanticized you thinking you were this masc Australian vers top with foreskin and a sexy accent and healthcare that didn't have to worry about money? You mean to tell me we're both broke bitches from Honky town USA???? Whatre we gonna do? Worry about paying medical bills? Rub our cut diks together at Panera? bitch, we gonna start a wildfire with our dried up dicks. No docking? fuck outta here. Unfollowed.
