- Berk: RIGHT. It's *bonkin'* time! I loves a bit of bonkin'! Three, four, five, six, seven, can't remember the rest! Twelve!
- [opening lines]
- Narrator: Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions, where nobody goes, stands an ancient castle. Deep within this dank and uninviting place lives Berk...
- Berk: Hello!
- Narrator: ...overworked servant to the Thing Upstairs.
- The Thing Upstairs: [roars] Berk, Feed me!
- Narrator: But that's nothing compared to the horrors that lurk beneath the Trap Door. For there is always something down there, in the dark, waiting to come out.