A Villain for Christmas Quotes

“We're like Romeo and Juliet."
"We're both going to die?" he asks in alarm.
"Smart Romeo and Juliet."
"You're going to kill my cousin?" He seems less alarmed about this.
"I take it you don't like your cousin?"
"He's a bit of an asshole, if I'm being honest."
"I'm glad you've embraced being Juliet.”
― Alice Winters, A Villain for Christmas

“I'll fight them for you. I always carry a book with me, and they fucking hurt when you get smashed in the face with one." He shuts the car off and we both get out.
"You know this from experience?"
"No, just by the sound my victims make.”
― Alice Winters, A Villain for Christmas

“It’s clear we’re destined to be with each other. And then I remember that he’s a superhero and I’m a villain and we are not meant to be. It’s like Romeo and Juliet, but where I will not murder myself when he’s simply sleeping. Yes, he’s Juliet in this scenario.”
― Alice Winters, A Villain for Christmas

“If you told me today that you wanted to become a cow and roam the fields, I would by you a little cowbell for that scrawny neck of yours.”
― Alice Winters, A Villain for Christmas

“It’s clear we’re destined to be with each other. And then I remember that he’s a superhero and I’m a villain and we are not meant to be. It’s like Romeo and Juliet, but where I will not murder myself when he’s simply sleeping. Yes, he’s Juliet in this scenario. He may be taller, broader, and manlier than me in every aspect, but I’m Romeo.”
― Alice Winters, A Villain for Christmas

“door”
― Alice Winters, A Villain for Christmas

“Dammit, I’m thinking like a villain again, and I have learned the hard way that’s not how you woo someone.”
― Alice Winters, A Villain for Christmas

“We both have skin, a heart, and a brain. We’re not so different from each other. I make mistakes. I make bad choices too—it doesn’t make me a bad person, just like it doesn’t make you a bad person.”
― Alice Winters, A Villain for Christmas