The Reluctant Master Quotes

“BDSM isn’t about bondage, domination, or sadomasochism. You don’t have to be bound or dominated or tortured or enjoying to be tortured. It’s about a loved one who takes the world off your shoulders for a few blessed hours through the use of bondage, domination and sadomasochism.”
― DX , The Reluctant Master

“I sometimes glance around during church and wonder, ‘Who else is wearing a butt plug? Just me? Nah, can’t be. Oh, that guy! He’s got something up his poop shoot for certain!”
― DX, The Reluctant Master

“Look at these lines! Look at them! I look like a Lamborghini with boobies!”
― DX, The Reluctant Master

“She was a rubberized, squirming seductress, a latex siren. Her bondage accented her curves, with shinny cups hungrily sucking her voluminous tits and her heavy corset squeezing her waist. I could see the muscles in her arms and thighs flex and contract.
I couldn’t look away.
She was beautiful.”
― DX, The Reluctant Master