At the the beginning I realllyyyy wanted her to be an omega, the way she is basically the "next best thing" to an omega was making me feel ve3.5 stars
At the the beginning I realllyyyy wanted her to be an omega, the way she is basically the "next best thing" to an omega was making me feel very feral and not in a good way...more
She stares into Mr. Solo’s dark eyes and a peculiar sensation washes over her: dread,
first read: 5 stars second read: 5 stars
SICK I AM SO SICK
She stares into Mr. Solo’s dark eyes and a peculiar sensation washes over her: dread, and… peace. Relief. There is, finally, no alternative choice. There is nowhere to flee. She is one word away from stability and safety and nary a difficult thought ever again. A cage, perhaps. But it’s a very lovely cage.
This shit hit [image]
“I would do it all over again.” His warm hand pauses atop her head, thumb tracing the arch of her brow, dark eyes quite intent upon hers. “In the same manner, with the same outcome, in any lifetime—I would do the same irrational, cruel things to have you, my love.” Mr. Solo raises his eyebrows. “In this life or the next, and in every life that has come before—in whatever forms we may take—you will always be mine. Do you understand, Rey?”
Ah such a sweet quote, such bleak reality.
OTHER WORKS: Okay since "Slake" by this author isn't on goodreads, I'm just gonna document another 5 star masterpiece that had me fucked in the head over here....more
“My little flower is so good at sucking on me.” I rub my thumb over her lower lip and smear in what I’ve left behind. “You must have loved you
“My little flower is so good at sucking on me.” I rub my thumb over her lower lip and smear in what I’ve left behind. “You must have loved your pacifier as a baby.”
We love a delusional man named Shay, but he and his spawn were so damn creepy, why is this a literal horror film. If I was Corina I'd start b2.5 stars
We love a delusional man named Shay, but he and his spawn were so damn creepy, why is this a literal horror film. If I was Corina I'd start believing in religion, just so I can ask the lord what the actual fuck be happening to me right now....
Imagine getting kidnapped, expecting the worst, thinking you gonna die......but you're just a present for the kidnapper's 5 year old son...
I'm not even gonna lie to you.....I'd rather be murdered...more
All they did all day was have awkward conversations, talk about coconuts and breadfruit, bathe, and sleep. My eyeballs are about to pop after r2 stars
All they did all day was have awkward conversations, talk about coconuts and breadfruit, bathe, and sleep. My eyeballs are about to pop after reading about the same thing over and over again for hours. The way I didn't think to skim after well over 50%?? Heroic of me.
Also the characters have a habit of saying eachother's names after each spoken sentence in a dialogue.
"Do you want some coconuts, Anna?" "No I think I fancy some fish, TJ" "Would you like to swim, Anna" "Yes let's do that, TJ"
Who the fuck talks like that?
The one good thing was the sexual tension (the main reason for which was the reverse age gap, I suspect), it was resolved in less than a page before dissipating completely, taking my will to continue with it. So yea. I'm TOTALLY AND ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SATISFIED :/...more
I wonna persevere for the smut bcz that's the one thing this book is not failing at, but I think it has finally happened. I died of boredom. Idnf 39%
I wonna persevere for the smut bcz that's the one thing this book is not failing at, but I think it has finally happened. I died of boredom. I've been dragging my corpse through this book for weeks. It's time I let go. RIP....more
This book was like taking The Ugly Truth, making the contents a podcast instead of a talk show and adding two more surly assholes to the mix.3.5 stars
This book was like taking The Ugly Truth, making the contents a podcast instead of a talk show and adding two more surly assholes to the mix. That equals Reverse harem, fake dating, and friends to lovers.
And yes...three men giving relationship advice on a podcast does radiate some ALPHA MALE energy [image] But they were all very feministic or whatnot, which was actually 10x funnier, so I just choose to forget the embarrassment of their professions and move on (except I clearly NEVER move on as you will soon see...more
This is the hottest/funniest thing I've read in a while. Unmatched depravity.
Also.... this moment?
‘Now, Valerie, that’s no way to talk to a f
This is the hottest/funniest thing I've read in a while. Unmatched depravity.
Also.... this moment?
‘Now, Valerie, that’s no way to talk to a future mother, the bearer of your grandchild,’ I say placidly. ‘Grandchild?’ There’s a hitch in her voice. ‘Yes, Granny Valerie.’
Lolita-esque story: Mother dies, daughter left with step-father, daughter seduces step daddy 2 months later.
The mother must be rolling, pirouetting, Lolita-esque story: Mother dies, daughter left with step-father, daughter seduces step daddy 2 months later.
The mother must be rolling, pirouetting, cart-wheeling in her grave. I swear if my kid ever behaved the way the heroine did in this book.....I'd crawl out of my casket just to haunt her ass. But then again, I did crack up a few times. Not cause anything was funny but from the idiocy, truly magnificent thinking these two had.
“It’s not something I’m proud of, but I’ve fantasized about fucking you.” He lets out a breath. “While your mom was alive.” He shakes his head.
What a bizarre little student-teacher experience this was.
BUT I LOVED IT.
QUICK SUMMARY: Shannon won't be graduating this year due to some stupid4 stars
What a bizarre little student-teacher experience this was.
BUT I LOVED IT.
QUICK SUMMARY: Shannon won't be graduating this year due to some stupid rules in her high school. So her councillor gives a solution: Night school, with Mr Mateo Alesci....and his very questionable teaching techniques that require zero clothes. But Shannon's life is a total shit-show, the full extent of which she is oblivious to and one that'll bite her in the ass.
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